Like Father, Like Bieber

Here's the 17-year-old Canadian Jesus Justin Bieber posing with his dad ~~Vanilla Ice~~ Jeremy Bieber after they both got Jesus tattooed on their torsos in Hebrew a couple of months ago. Where are the pictures of Jeremy dunking Justin's head in a bowl of Summer's Eve and wrapping him in an Ed Hardy blanket, because this shit looks like scenes straight from a douchetism.

The Lesbeaver's skin looks as fragile as a swan's hymen, so I don't even know he can take a tattoo. When the tattoo artist touched Justin's with the needle, he probably flinched for a minute thinking that pinata candy was going to spill out.

Jesus and God better step away from the needle and not even thinking of getting matching Bieber tattoos on their torsos in Comic Sans.

And about Jeremy Bieber... Sometimes I get sentimental about the porn stars who taught me how to love (see: fap) in my teens and so I'll Google them to see what they look like today. Nine times out of nine, they look just like Jeremy Bieber. You know, they look like a dude who you can usually find shirtless in the middle of a Kroger, buying Amstel Light after getting fired from his 5th plumbing job in a row for giving the shocker to the office assistants.

Please don't ask me if I would with the peen that shot out Justin Bieber 17 years ago. I'm not that fucking sick or hard up... Okay, I would.

Source: The Justin Bieber Shrine via ET

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Submitted by jd.xy on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:47am.

This just in: Justin Bieber and family proven to be the trashiest of white trash.

Tats are sooooo 1995.

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Submitted by thereversepeephole on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:55pm.

Doug from Ghost World is the father of the Bieber?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB055Obmdno

Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 12:21pm.

it looks like Justin is looking at his dad's peen

Submitted by rovex on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:31am.

That picture looks like a promo picture for the latest 'Southern Strokes' video. (look it up..)

Submitted by Enzi55 on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 8:27am.

I'm totally going to get new tattoo..
But some of Amy Winehouse's tattoo designs

http://enzo5.blogspot.com/

Submitted by HellaciousB on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 7:02am.

So what does this mean? Are they Jews for Jesus? Is that the reasoning for tattoos since they are forbidden in the Jewish faith? I'm confused.

Submitted by Goldigga on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:26am.

"Please don't ask me if I would with the peen that shot out Justin Bieber 17 years ago. I'm not that fucking sick or hard up... Okay, I would"

Oh hell no MK...that thing makes Biebers!! Nice sunburn there pops

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:21am.

Something about this pic strikes me as creepy, in the same way that those Annie Leibovitz photos of Miley and Billy Ray do.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:02am.

How nice. Some tender moments of man-boy intimacy.

Submitted by mitchyul on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 5:33am.

Didn't know he was still around, very unfortunate.

Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 4:58am.

Call me an old pudish hag, but this whole thing about getting ink before you're even 18 really bugs me. When I see these kids with truly bad tattoos, it amazes me that their parents would let them do something so idiotic. Especially the girls with sleeve tats. Forget ever having a six-figure career because that is out. Of course, many people aspire to be a Starbucks barrista at 36....

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 4:21am.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 5:38am.

Neither have I - but admittedly I don't go looking for Beibs' articles, either.

The father's write up seemed to be based primarily on his self-promotion. People magazine probably only bothered with the piece to capitalize on the insatiable appetites of Beliebers for any scrap of info. Anything for sales.

I'd hazard a guess and say his mother genuinely cares about the welfare of her son more than any publicity she might personally garner. And good for her if that is the case. I'm sick to death of fame-whoring parents.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 4:08am.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 5:23am.

I guess I just find it weird, and I admit I'm not a Bieber fan and don't go looking for info about him, but I don't think I've ever seen a promotional article about his mother, who raised him.

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Submitted by pikachuka on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 4:08am.

Idiots!
They spell it wrong... it supposed to be spelled:
יהושע

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 3:53am.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 5:19am.
Isn't Daddy just a big fat bucket of barf!

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 3:49am.

Here's a nice little PR article about the Dad. And by nice I mean gross:
http://m.people.com/newsitem.rbml?item=20395400&feed=2%5Burl%3DdlUrl%5D&...

Methinks Biebs has Daddy issues - he's also got a copy of one of his Dad's other tats.

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Submitted by zachhcaz on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 3:30am.

The more you haters protest, the more I'm convinced y'all are taking your smart phones into the handicap stall at work to get busy with the Beiber boys. Courtesy flush, please.

Submitted by Soupy on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 3:25am.

It's so unpleasant to throw up in your mouth in the early morning.

Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:23am.

Oh look! They even got a Mohel to do the work.

Submitted by cornpone on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 12:56am.

The gold necklace is a nice tattoo and looks better and more authentic than the others.

Submitted by not shocked on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 12:22am.

looks like incest porn

Submitted by from athens on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 12:04am.

this is disturbing

Submitted by annZ on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:53pm.

Don't these fools know that the Bible prohibits tattoos? Oh, right, I forgot that most Christians only quote the Bible when it suits them.
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Submitted by mbar on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:19pm.

His dad's like, "You know, sorry I walked out on you and your mom for the first 15 years of your life. But once you got famous, I knew it was my destiny to get back in contact with you so we could creepily hold hands while we get douchey tattoos together."

Submitted by paulapoo on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:46pm.

Why the hell did they put Jesus' name near their freakin armpits?

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:17pm.

Why shouldn't the Biebers acknowlege that Jesus is Jewish?

I'd bet money the Biebers are Jewish.

Why not?

I mean, I'm Catholic and I wouldn't get another religious symbol tattooed on myself unless I turned into one of those spinster Buddhists or Hindus.

Why can he not be Jewish?

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:08pm.

zomay, my screen name has nothing to do with my birthday.

Does yours?!

PS -I must have mentioned my birthday over a year ago...do you read my past comments in your spare time. May I suggest a hobby.

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:52pm.

Centaurious, I have a question for you, how come your screen name is Centaurious, even though you have stated in the past your Burthday is December 24th? That would make you a Capricorn not Sag.

Submitted by sexymixer81 on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:45pm.

This picture disturbs me on so many levels. How did these pix get out?? Where the hell is Justin's publicist?!

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:40pm.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:17pm.
that pic gives me the creeps...looks like some pedo shit rather than father/son bonding time.
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Doesn't it, though?
I don't know if Biebs Sr. is sunburnt or flushed with excitement.
Creepy pedo-dad.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:35pm.

zomay, I think the FATHER should actually finish school and stop sucking up to his SON before it's too late.

The son is doing pretty well, imo.

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:31pm.

I really REALLY DON'T understand the point of these pics being turned over to the media. Justin, before it is too late, go finish school and get the fuck out of show biz.

Submitted by JillTyrrell on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:17pm.

And of course Dad would also have felt entitled to help ''break in'' that Gomez girl-''well Iknow you been with a lot of boys, but have you ever been with a man'' a la Drawn Together. Whole thing's like an extended joke from trailer park boys, also from Canada.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:15pm.

There's nothing more off-putting than an immature man, and I'm talking about the father here. As a parent you're supposed to warn your kids not to make rash decisions, not entice them into age-inappropriate behaviour.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:15pm.

It must be weird to be relatively young and have your teenager making millions while you're like, siding houses.

The father can't even be bothered to use sunscreen.

He's obviously wildly jealous and has a death wish.

I don't blame him.
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Submitted by MrrKat on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:13pm.

Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 5:37pm.
This seems both more elegant and much more fitting:
פרושי
Pharisee

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Mike, that is spot. fucking. ON.

Submitted by howdareyou on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:03pm.

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Submitted by Bree on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 6:10pm.

Do you think Biebs paid for both of their tats? I heard daddy Biebs didn't really want anything to do with Justin and all his hooplah until he started raking in the cash. Then Daddy Biebs popped back into the picture to say HAY. Can anyone confirm this?
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Noooo you compelled me to google and I found this gem.
http://infostarcelebrity.blogspot.com/2011/04/meet-jeremy-jack-bieber-ju...
It kind of sounds like daddy did "re-establish" a relationship when he started to get famous.
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Even if Justin is raking in millions, I wonder if his father is still obligated to pay child support, since he's not yet 18? I wonder if the Beave's MOM, who apparently mostly raised him alone, had any say in this tattoo business?

Still creepy.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:58pm.

Chain of Fool.

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:52pm.

Well, at least the Biebers acknowledge that Jesus was a Jew.

Dad does look like a porn star. They both look like total trailer trash.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:41pm.

This sort of chokes me up. It reminds me of the time my ex-Marine dad and I got tatts together. Well, he dragged me by the ponytail to the barber to cut it off, but same idea.

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Submitted by Kelly Ann on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:32pm.

"You know, they look like a dude who you can usually find shirtless in the middle of a Kroger, buying Amstel Light after getting fired from his 5th plumbing job in a row for giving the shocker to the office assistants."

Total poetry. This is about 50% of all men where I happen to live. They DO look like Bieber's dad...

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Submitted by TBH on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:25pm.

I don't know why I get a creepy vibe from this picture, maybe it's b/c girls are suppose to find JB hot b/c he has no shirt on. Everytime I look at him I think he's 12 yrs old so it grosses me out that some girls think he's hot. Girls in my generation liked man, how we have lower our standards. I bet in a few years JB will hate at least one of his parents just like the other celeb kids (give it time).