File this under: If you’re a mother please try to contain the fuckery while in the presence of your child on public transportation, because somebody will record it on their cell phone and embarrass your whole entire life by uploading it onto YouTube. Oh, and if you’re going to NOT contain the fuckery, make sure your weave is bolted on. (Yes, that’s the entire file title. I’ll wait while you find it.)
Like the Muni bus fight and the spaghetti brawl before it, here’s a depressing clip of two stupid bitches fighting on the L Train in NYC after the graceful blue flower with the baby tried to beat White Oprah in this year’s East Coast Mother of the Year Contest by macing the graceful white flower during some verbal altercation. Yes, spraying mace near your baby’s face is an act of maternal love, but busting another crazy ho in head while the stroller rolls towards the platform makes the patron saint of mothers, OctoMom, cry an inspirational tear.
You know that baby turned his/her stroller into a windglider by blowing really hard, because he/she wanted to get far far away from that mess. Baby was like, “Fuck this. I’ll take my chances with the rats on the platform.” Eventually, the baby rolled down the platform where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles saved him/her and raised him/her as their own.
A witness tells Animal New York that this was a multi-location bitch fight. They took that shit to the platform and back to the train. As far as the witness knows, the cops never showed up and the dumb fuck in the blue was reunited with her child on the platform. That child should’ve slapped her again and hollered for CPS.
Childhoods might’ve been fucked in the making of this video, but weaves were not. THANK GOD. And this is totally the reason why there’s no subways in Florida. The heat + the subway = fuckery to the tenth degree