Brooke Mueller Is Back In Rehab

July 18, 2011 / Posted by:

Brooke Mueller, seen here making Keira Knightley face on Parasite Hilton’s reality shit show, has checked herself into a rehab facility in Cancun, Mexico and this time she’s going hardcore. In the past month, Brooke was photographed with a glass pipe (which she said is to smoke prescribed medical marijuana out of) and caught trying to buy the bad shit from a street dealer in Hawaii. Brooke is still a slave to crack and is going to try to kick her addiction by going through a controversial 7-day treatment program under the supervision of her own doctor.

Radar says that Brooke has to do it in Mexico, because the program isn’t legal in the US. Brooke’s doctor will give her this medication called Ibogaine, which is supposed to curb her hunger for crack. Ibogaine is classified as a hallucinogenic in the US and some addiction specialists are afraid of that shit, because it supposedly rewires your entire brain. Dr. Drew told Radar that some patients who take Ibogaine come out with changes to their personalities. But a source close to Brooke says that she really wants to get clean and is willing to take the risk, “Brooke is absolutely desperate. She wants to be sober, and she thinks that this could be just the thing that will do it. Brooke is aware of the dangers of Ibogaine, but she is going to proceed anyway.”

Is a quickie rehab program in Mexico going to work? Probably not. But if Ibogaine rewires Brooke’s brain into never making Keira Knightley face again and makes her forget that the only time Charlie Sheen gave her an orgasm is when he convulsed from an overdose while on top of her (awkward), then not all is lost.

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