OctoMom Hates Her Babies
Some say that OctoMom made her bed of BABIES!!! so she should lie on 'em. But after reading a supposed interview she gave to InTouch Weekly (via Daily Mail), I say that Child Protective Services needs to lay a rescue net over her BABIES!!! and drag them to a safe house far far away from OctoMom's crazy ass.
If I had 14 kids pounding my nerves into dust with their high-pitched screeches, I'd definitely make a noose out of dirty Pampers and pray that the underworld is for 18+ only and has a strict carding policy, but this is why I haven't push 14 fucking babies out of my anus (you know, because I can)!!!!
Here's the words that have earned OctoMom the Most Promising Future Award from the Susan Smith Foundation:
"I hate the babies, they disgust me. My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them. The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet. Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope.Obviously I love them - but I absolutely wish I had not had them."
There are only 4 reasons I could come up with for why OctoMom's mouth would give birth to shit words like this:
1. This quote is a flute, CPS is a slithering snake and she's trying to summon them out of a basket so they can snatch up her child army and this fuckery for her!
2. Octo knows that sex sells, but since her womb has crawled up to her vagina entrance and blocked it with all its might, she she has no sex to sell. So she has to sell foolery instead!
3. BITCH IS CRAZY.
4. InTouch's creative writing department is really going for the gold.
Choosing any one of those answers will earn you an A+ since they are all completely plausible. But if bitch thinks shit is hard now, just wait until all 200 of her BABIES!!!! turn into TEENAGERS!!!!!!!! Now that is some real Suicide Watch shit!
The worst part about raising a dysfunctional and damaged child is that there's a good chance they will give birth to another dysfunctional and damaged child when they turn 13. A dysfunctional and damaged grandchild that you will have to take care of because your dysfunctional and damaged child is too busy shooting heroin into their taint and whoring under the bridge with any trick that winks at them. Take a breath, Octo, because it could be a long ride.
Here's Octo earning a check last night by participating in some celebrity boxing match in Philadelphia.
Submitted by Echo27 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:52am.
That is so sad. I feel terrible for those children. Every mother has "moments" but that is just beyond. Saying you hate your children and wish you didn't have them? Maybe she should give them up to someone who actually wants them.
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Last semester in college, one of my classes, I had with a chick, who would not SHUT UP, during class, and went on and on and on about her personal life. One day another classmate(who was due to have her baby in about 3 weeks) from that same class and I were reviewing for a test about half an hour or so before class started, and up walks TMI lady, and we were discussing these women who have post-partum depression, and all the horrible consequences that could happen if not treated, and TMI girl is sitting from a table across from us in the lounge area, and jumps in the conversation, saying when her son was born, how she wanted to throw him on the ground and kick him across the floor. And we were both sitting there like, "WTF would you tell us this?" Especially a woman about to give birth in 3 weeks? I mean yea, I understand women can have these kinds of feelings after having children, unfortunately and seek help, but really? This really isn't the kind of thing you tell two classmates who only know you from your incapability to keep your personal life under wraps...Some people, I don't even know what to say.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:51am.
Fuck but I feel sorry for those babies having a crazy lady for a mom. Octomom is one of those cases that have gone from being bizarre and entertaining to tragic and sad.
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Yea, normally bitches like her, have 14 cats, which is bad enough, but 14 chirrens instead is worse....
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Submitted by cricket on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:48pm.
She hates them because they didn't do what they were supposed to do for her.
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Hit the nail directly on the head w/this post! In all seriousness however, some, if not all of those kids need to be removed from that home before something tragic happens!
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
But she has time to give these stupid ass interviews and photo shoots?
Whatta WHOOOOOOOORE
Submitted by cricket on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:48pm.
She hates them because they didn't do what they were supposed to do for her. This litter was supposed to make her the new Kunt Gosselin with a TV series and a mansion,bodyguards and trips all over the world that she got paid for. They were supposed to pay for the rest of her plastic surgery to morph into Angelina Jolie. Instead of millions of dollars all she wound up with was 14 bratty kids that she's stuck taking care of herself. TLC was supposed to be paying for an army of nannies so she didn't have to be bothered with them except for photo ops ,just like Gosselin. These kids didn't deliver so now she hates them and resents them. CPS should take them away before she winds up hurting one of them or lets one of the older "animals" kill one or something. The little one's still have a chance of being normal if they get adopted soon. I think the older ones are a lost cause already.
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ITA, although I think the older kids can still make it if they're placed in homes with lots of care and counseling. I hope CPS gets in there and takes the kids out, because from the way she's talking, this situation might end in tragedy.
If anyone listened to Howard Stern's interview with her, you definitely know she is insane. What bothered me was Howard has become a big yenta pussy and didn't even really challenge her.
She was obviously lying about everything... except the fact that she hates people and only thinks about herself. In her manic rants to Howard (bitch couldn't stop talking), she said she doesn't like any form of intimacy and she thought the children would bring her the attention she wants. She's even writing a book- another Epic Fail from her.
She said, she always wanted her voice heard, for people to notice her and listen to her. As if she has something important to say. Just listening to her made me dislike her even more.
But worse was that the dumb asses on Howard's show- like BaBaBooey and others, actually BOUGHT her stupid little act. she is pathetic and I really feel sorry for those children. They are really going to kick her ass... sooner than we think.
P.S. She is a ugly woman.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Best case scenario: CPS takes the kids away. Worst case scenario: Mom kills every one of the kids and then herself.
This story was destined to end on an ugly note.
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She hates her babies because she's probably feels she's not making enough money off them. BITCH!
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No one lives forever
She hates them because they didn't do what they were supposed to do for her. This litter was supposed to make her the new Kunt Gosselin with a TV series and a mansion,bodyguards and trips all over the world that she got paid for. They were supposed to pay for the rest of her plastic surgery to morph into Angelina Jolie. Instead of millions of dollars all she wound up with was 14 bratty kids that she's stuck taking care of herself. TLC was supposed to be paying for an army of nannies so she didn't have to be bothered with them except for photo ops ,just like Gosselin. These kids didn't deliver so now she hates them and resents them. CPS should take them away before she winds up hurting one of them or lets one of the older "animals" kill one or something. The little one's still have a chance of being normal if they get adopted soon. I think the older ones are a lost cause already.
Bitch is insane. Remember when she was on The View?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7UMgFj_a-g
She is manic and mentally unstable. Even if she was sane before the 14 kids, I'm sure that ordeal would drive anyone crazy. I feel sorry for the kids because you know they love their mom. Kids are usually very forgiving of their parents. And even if they hate their parents, they definitely would rather stay home than go live with some stranger.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
THIS BITCH! Ugh and to think I have couple friends who are having a hard time conceiving and would be beautiful parents. Selfish cunt.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Nutso Suleman is obsessed with babies and now that the 8 are toddlers she wants another baby to coo over but she can't get her fix. Her doctor is out of business and hopefully her girl bits are destroyed beyond repair so she can't manage to get pregs again.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Babies that are not touched and loved often develop serious attachment problems. Even if she were devoted to them, she could never provide the one-on-one love and attention that they need, because there is simply not enough of her to go around.
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En mon bonheur
Those babies are the spawn of self-absorption, and now she regrets the lack of *me* time?
That's irony, cunt.
I bet those kids are so under care for and borderline abused
I bet her kids hate her low-rent Angelina face too!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I totally don't blame Octomom for her predicament. She is so obviously mentally ill. I have always felt that the doctor that allowed this to happen is totally responsible for those children and if anything happens to her or them the doctor is responsible. He took advantage of a mentally unstable person for his own narcissistic grandiosity. He reminds me of the doctor in Human Centipede. One can only hope she has some period of lucidness and give those kids up for adoption before she hurts them.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by kitri on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 10:33am.
Take her kids away and let others adopt them. They might still be young enough to be molded into decent, loving human beings. Otherwise, we are looking at 14 more potential or future troubled teens/ criminals here in California.
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I have no doubt at least half of her kids will end up in the juvenile/prison system if things continue as is. The girls will get pregnant to try and escape ....the future is horrible for them.
Aw thanks IV! I could use some of the good shit!
*chanting as always*
I can't even muster up energy to convey how much I abhorr this sorry excuse for a human being. All I'm wishing for is for CPS to take her children away from her and deliver them to good homes. Yeah, fat chance but I can't stand the thought that fourteen children, some of them with disabilities, are suffering at the hands of his selfish, self-centered, inconsequential horrible person.
Also those kids( the older ones) must sense that she resents them. What an awful way to grow up for them.
She should just have her kids adopted to other families. They would be better off. I am sensing some of those kids will end up on 16 and pregnant.
The media whore is just upset that the press isn't paying attention to her, so she's making those comments. What a waste of a human being.. ________________________________________________
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Did someone slam her head in a door? Why's it look so elongated?
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Next time you want to talk to me, you call my lawyer. He's in the phone book under "Fuck You."
Disgusting.
My sis and her hubby have one child, he is disabled and quite a handful, but they dote on him, and he is much loved. They would love another child but can't have any more kids.
Makes me sick because they would be such good parents to one of these poor kids. And I know most people probably know someone like my sister who would cherish these sad kids.
See ya Bitches!
I think I might just might hate her as much as the Kardashians.
That is one ugly stupid woman. The kids would be much better off being adopted by people who really want children but can't.
When the fuck is CPS going to take away her kids? Wait a little longer until one of the older kids kills one of the babies?
I fucking despise this disgusting whore. She is such a piece of shit. Who the fuck pays her to do appearances? Who the fuck would go to see her?
Fuck off and die Octomom!!!!! Maybe your poor kids will finally have a chance at life.
Kids need structure and discipline, they behave better with it. If her kids are animals that is her fault. What is she so damn busy with that she can't discipline her kids? Her shows up to whore herself out for a few pictures, that just a couple of hours. What is she doing the rest of the day?
whores and cunts that just want "babies cause they need someone to love them"...which is what this cunt from hell and that other disgusting child killer CAsey Anthony are...just deserve hell on earth and whoever implants sperm in their ovaries needs to be shot and all of them need hysterectomys for the future of the world. Octomom is more repulsive to me as a human being that all the ridic celebutards combined cause what she did is an insult to all females everywhere. What a cunt....I will pray for her poor unfortunate offspring.
what a stupid stupid excuse for a mother and a human being...because kids are such a drain I have never had one nor can I anymore. She is off the charts fugly and beyond stupid....no hope for this decrepit ho.
Maybe the Duggars should adopt them.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
The children should be taken away from her and put up for adoption. She should be certified. Her doctor should be strung up.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Just proves she's bat shit crazy, again, no shock there.
So many couples struggle to conceive, yet this single unstable cunt finds enough money and an unethical doctor to implant a gazillion embryos.
She is beyond despicable, so is that idiot doctor and all the undeserving parents out there. Playing with human lives like that - disgusting.
Kudos to all the other parents, those who raise their children right, love them and don't find them "disgusting" despite all the challenges.
I think #2.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 11:14am.
She sounds jealous that Anthony girl is getting in that trial. Sad. The cutest 4 year old you ever saw was found by I-20 in Texas last night at 3am after wandering around for hours after being ejected from the car by his "father". Poor thing was covered in cactus needles. At least he's safe and unharmed now.
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I fking hate people.
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"It's almost like you've been here 8 weeks and 5 days." -Team Valtrex (to some whiner), 6.28.11
This useless slag should have her reproductive organs yanked out and forced to wear them as a necklace.
She AND the doctor who stuffed her vag full of manseed should be sentenced to raise this bastard clan together for being so monumentally stupid.
She sounds jealous that Anthony girl is getting in that trial. Sad. The cutest 4 year old you ever saw was found by I-20 in Texas last night at 3am after wandering around for hours after being ejected from the car by his "father". Poor thing was covered in cactus needles. At least he's safe and unharmed now.
is it wrong of me to hope she got punched repeatedly in her hotpocket?
All of those children need to be taken away from her and adopted by decent families.
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"Go away, woman. My cheating medicine will not help you. Even if you win you will still be ugly." ~~ Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 10:25am.
Thanks M.E. IV hooked me up. (get it?)
that shiz is amazing!
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Hahaha! Too bad I don't have any of the good shit to mainline you.
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GAH!!! Her face!!! Those dark circles!!! GAH!!! You can tell by her face she is not handling her clan of kids, she looks like she got hit by a train. Stupid motherfucking bitch with all of her fuckery! How can anyone say that shit about their kids, 1 kid or 14 kids, how can you say that shit? She thinks about killing herself? PLEASE OCTOMOM (haha, I don't even remember her real name) please do your children and society in general a favor and kill yourself.
Submitted by The Machine on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 10:43am.
You disgusting, ungrateful, worthless piece of shit. Give those kids to some families who actually want children. It's not your kids' fault you bit off more than you could chew. Give them a chance.
Cunt.
AMEN.
The sad thing is, CPS won't do shit...until she ends up hurting one or more of the kids. If that happens, she'll go to trial and be declared insane, or have a lawyer concoct some B.S. pathology ("insanity alienation syndrome") so she'll get off with a wrist slap.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
You disgusting, ungrateful, worthless piece of shit. Give those kids to some families who actually want children. It's not your kids' fault you bit off more than you could chew. Give them a chance.
Cunt.
Anybody see her when she was on the Oprah show the first time? They basically showed "a day in the life" of Octomom and all her babies. It was mind numbing and miserable and exhausting just to watch. She literally just has time to like feed and change them. There can be no "one on one" time with those children.
I am actually surprised she didn't make these statements sooner. She is in way over her head. Many of us knew that from the beginning. I mean who has 6 kids and then 8 more...all at once?!
I feel sorry for her because I think she is mentally unstable. AKA crazy. No person in their right mind would make that decision. And of course I feel sorry for those children. Maybe she will give some of them up for adoption...
One of her kids will end up on Teen Mom/Dad.
Take her kids away and let others adopt them. They might still be young enough to be molded into decent, loving human beings. Otherwise, we are looking at 14 more potential or future troubled teens/ criminals here in California.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."--Dorothy Parker