The Gold Diggin’ Divas! – The entire casts of Jerseylicious, Basketball Wives, The Real Housewives of New Jersey (I’m talking to your no- alent ass, Melissa), The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Keeping Up with the Kardashians can cancel all of their music-making plans, because the Gold Diggin’ Divas have arrived!
Displaying the rap skills of a chimpanzee with a speech impediment, the lyrical talent of a spelling bee reject and a wardrobe provided by DiscountStripper.com, the L.A. based all-sister rap group tells their potential suitors that if you ain’t ballin’ sit down. FINALLY! A song with a real message that I can raise my hands up to like I’m in church! This is the gospel according to gold diggers!
That being said, I’m the biggest supporter of the gold digger movement, so I will ignore the fact that most of this video was probably shot guerrilla style during an open house for that mansion. I will also ignore the fact that their friend got fired from his valet job for letting them use that car. But other than that, keep spreading the good word, GDDs!
The only way this mess could be better is if it was an SNL short starring Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch and Amy Poehler.