Afternoon Crumbs

June 16, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Fishsticks Paltrow investigates the plight of the Asian American for GOOP by becoming Asian American for a night – Lainey Gossip

18-year-old Selena Gomez eats like an 18-year-old – The Superficial

Fire up the breaking news sirens! That chick from 90210 dyed her hair – Hollywood Tuna

This Tom Hardy poster looks exactly like the cover of a gay porn I had under my bed for years – Towleroad

The soil in Jeff Buckley’s grave is getting mulched today! – Celebitchy

Fruit porn! – The Berry

Richard Branson and Karolina Kurkova look absolutely damn happy for two people who just fucked up their clothes – Popholic

More like “Boringball” – Just Jared

Brooklyn Decker’s nipples. That is all. (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Today’s STFU goes out to Teen Mom Amber – ICYDK

Look at this clever dog – The Daily What

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux get upstaged by a struttin’ memaw – Popsugar

I’ll bet all of my AIDS burgers that it’s Tara – OMG Blog

I had a dream last night that Alicia Keys came out as a lesbo and now here’s pictures of her from last night (weird, right?) – Hollywood Rag

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly knows how to dress – Cityrag

Nia Long is knocked up! – I’m Not Obsessed

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