Adrianne Curry & Peter Brady Quit Each Other On Their Wedding Anniversary

The reality show curse lives on. Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight have announced that they are putting their marriage in a bong and smoking that shit up. I guess the surprising allure of waking up next to Christopher Knight’s pecs and thinking to yourself “Peter Brady is buff as shit?! Weird!” must wear off after 5 years. Now Adrianne can devote all her time trying to knock Coco off as the titty queen of Twitter. Here’s the statement they released to Hollyscoop (via UsWeekly):

“Actor Christopher Knight and his wife, model and television star Adrianne Curry have announced today on their five-year wedding anniversary that they are separating. After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated. The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.

Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship. They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.

Both Knight and Curry decided to release this joint announcement today in order to preempt any potential rumors and gossip and ask that their fans and the media respect their privacy during this delicate period.”

Their spokeswhore used a lot of words to say: Watch it all unfold on their new reality show “Brady in the Dark” premiering this Fall!

Seriously, if Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight don’t split up reality TV, did it really happen? Well, in Hollywood the 5th wedding anniversary present is usually divorce papers so they’re right on track.