A New Development!!!!
Yes, it's come to this. Again. We're back to sticking our ultrasonic magnifying glasses over January Jones' uterus to see who her fetus baby looks like. Mark Burnett should really turn this into a full-fledged, prime-time game show. In the meantime....
The Daily is echoing E! Online's story about how the sperm fish that helped make January's baby came from a dude who worked on X-Men: First Class with her. A source also tells The Daily that January won't drop the name of her baby's father, because he's married!
So if The Daily and E! are speaking the truth, that means he's male, worked on X-Men and has a ring on his taken finger. That leaves Kevin Bacon, Matthew Vaughn, Jason Flemyng, Oliver Platt, James McAvoy and dozens of married crew members on that shit. We're almost there (not really)!
But don't be surprised if we learn that Arnold Schwarzenegger was a silent producer on X-Men about the same time January gives birth to a buff baby who will rip his own umbilical cord off with his bare hands. January Jones is totally this summer's Mildred Baena (but not as hot, obviously).