A New Development!!!!
Yes, it's come to this. Again. We're back to sticking our ultrasonic magnifying glasses over January Jones' uterus to see who her fetus baby looks like. Mark Burnett should really turn this into a full-fledged, prime-time game show. In the meantime....
The Daily is echoing E! Online's story about how the sperm fish that helped make January's baby came from a dude who worked on X-Men: First Class with her. A source also tells The Daily that January won't drop the name of her baby's father, because he's married!
So if The Daily and E! are speaking the truth, that means he's male, worked on X-Men and has a ring on his taken finger. That leaves Kevin Bacon, Matthew Vaughn, Jason Flemyng, Oliver Platt, James McAvoy and dozens of married crew members on that shit. We're almost there (not really)!
But don't be surprised if we learn that Arnold Schwarzenegger was a silent producer on X-Men about the same time January gives birth to a buff baby who will rip his own umbilical cord off with his bare hands. January Jones is totally this summer's Mildred Baena (but not as hot, obviously).
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I don't see her appeal whatsoever. A total Plain Jane who thinks she's hot shit because she got lucky and probably fucked someone to get on Mad Men and kept fucking them.
January probably had a gang bang with the entire cast, catering crew, and extras, so don't be mad that she can't name the Daddy.
In ten years time, she can pull a Schwarzenegger!
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The future doesn't look bright.
I bet she drops the name of the married man as soon as her sucky acting career peters out (esply when she loses whatever youthful looks she still has) and the asshole won't voluntarily pay hefty child support.
I'm voting for McAvoy. Love him, but those Scotsmen are very randy. *LOL*
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Bet Kevin Bacon's been slipping her the pork sword.
Joke's on her - he lost the bulk of his fortune to Madoff's Ponzi scheme so no big payday for the piglet.
Submitted by BBGemini: "This is the kind of asshat who will go on to bitch about how hard it is to be a single mother."
Oh yes. I have one of those. Made the choice deliberately, completely informed. Feeling very liberated and feminist about it.
Now, it's "woe is me", "well at least you have a HUSBAND. I'm doing this all ALONE", "It's all on me, 24/7", "You don't know what it's like". Etc.
I truly hate this bitch! She's ruining my show. I love Mad Men and if they don't write her out or film her a certain way, I'll be pissed. There's nothing good on TV these days (Roseanne Barr nailed that one!) so this is one of the few shows I actually look forward to. Dammit all to hell! Fuck January Jones! Oh wait, someone already did, unless it was a turkey baster.
My vote is with Arnold...we pump YOU up!
I admire her strong sense of ethics.
Ahahhaha! Oh. my. god., this made me crack up (along with M.E. and ISprained). DWM, this is gold...
Jana?
IT BETTER NOT BE JAMES!!!!!!!
No comment on the married baby daddy thing. *whistles, walks off with hands in pockets*
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Seriously WHO CARES!!! this bitch couldnt even get knocked up by an A-list!!! she could learn a thing or two from Mildred!!!!!
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Dear Lord, please don't let the daddy be Kevin Bacon or Oliver Platt. I agree with nunya -- the baby is going to come out waving BBQ tongs.
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Well shit...if I got to walk around an X-men set wearing nothing but a white push-up bra and panties, I'm sure some married actor would knock me up too. LOL
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"I hope this isn't six inches from Kevin Bacon." That was hilarious! I hope so, too, because I really like his wife and they've got two kids. Please let it be another douche bag on the movie set.
I bet Wonder Bread here is PISSED that SperminatorGate is stealing her thunder. I kind of get a chuckle out of famewhores who get trumped, like when Jessica and Vanessa were about to go all Bride Wars on each other and then suddenly Kate Middleton was on the cover of every magazine with Princess Diana's ring.
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I've never seen her boring looking show.
She seems very deperate to me.
She used to date Doucheston now she's prego by a married man? Class act for sure!
She's on the cover of this month's Allure magazine. Most boring interview ever.
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 2:53pm.
When this famous director dropped out of a high-profile project, there was some speculation that it was due to personal rather than professional reasons. He had broken up with an actress last year, and it was believed that each was taking time off from work to battle over the custody of their child/ren. What isn’t public knowledge is that their breakup was due in large part to his affair with another actress… who became pregnant with his baby. The jury is still out on whether or not any of the three will ever acknowledge the affair and/or the baby’s paternity.
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This blind item is about Darren Aronofsky who broke up with Rachel Weisz. He dropped out the movie "Wolverine" and the pregnant actress is Natalie portman
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Don't really care much one way or another about Janny Jones here, but I do really like her sunglasses.
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She needs to quit lying. We all know that this is Bobby Flay's kid.
I really wish that she was part of the trio in this BI:
When this famous director dropped out of a high-profile project, there was some speculation that it was due to personal rather than professional reasons. He had broken up with an actress last year, and it was believed that each was taking time off from work to battle over the custody of their child/ren. What isn’t public knowledge is that their breakup was due in large part to his affair with another actress… who became pregnant with his baby. The jury is still out on whether or not any of the three will ever acknowledge the affair and/or the baby’s paternity.
If you can't be famous, may as well be infamous. Not only did she get knocked up, but she got knocked up by a married man. Classy move January.
When I read shite like this, it makes me sorta glad to be a spinster cat lady.
People fucking suck.
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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
This is the kind of asshat who will go on to bitch about how hard it is to be a single mother.
Claudia Schiffer is married to Matthew Vaughn. Kevin Bacon is married to Kyra .
Might be Matthew for papa.
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....
She sucks. That's all.
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She strikes me as a total insecure head case. There's something very off about her. I'd bet she is a very lonely and broken person inside.
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Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 2:23pm.
LMAO I cannot disagree. I didn't even intend to start watching it. I was laid off and my cable company has it on demand, so one day when nothing was on I started watching it. If I never watched another episode, I think I'd survive. It's almost like I watch thinking something big is going to happen, but nothing ever does.
Our modern day Lana Turner, patiently awaiting the day her spawn matures enough to plug her "Johnny Stamponato."
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I tried once, and I couldn't get through five minutes of it. It's just so historically inaccurate yet so caught up in it's coolness I didn't know whether to laugh at the show's stupidity or cry because that crap passes for intelligent entertainment these days. And I don't even remember her scenes, she was so bland.
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January looks radiant. I hope her little bastard is born healthy and happy. Remember, it takes two to tango, and the "married man" should've put a condom on rather than rely on an obviously indiscreet strumpet to protect herself from is MAN-onnaise.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 2:06pm.
Jana?
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Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 2:03pm.
Do you watch Mad Men? She's not even a good actress. It's like they told her, "Just read the lines as flat as possible."
It actually sort of ticks me off that she knocked the 60's fashions, because they put her in absolutely gorgeous clothes.
Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 2:12pm.
I hope it's Oliver Platt.
(Is that cunty of me?)
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LOL, that was my EXACT first thought when I read this post! :)
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GERONIMO!
You know that there are men who are married and worked on that movie who are in deep shit today. Actors to caterers. OLOL. Poor bastards. The employment of married men on any future projects (I hope there are none, but no one ever asks me in advance) just hit a wall. "Ummm, sorry, Mr. Speilberg, my wife says I cannot act in a film with a whore for a costar".
Wasn't she rumored to be rubbing her bits on the married Bobby flay? She obviously has a type. Bitch. GO GET YOUR OWN DAMN MAN, SKANK!
*goes to shop for furniture*
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
Karma is a bitch. This skank I have to put up with (friend of a friend) got knocked up by a married asshole who's known for fucking anything with a hole. Bitch had the nerve to throw the world's biggest baby shower for herself. Now she's wondering why she's not getting much attention from the guys anymore. Well, nothing says "My pussy is blowing smoke signals because I fuck diseased dick without a wrapper" like having an illegitimate child with a known manwhore. And she wonders why her girl friends aren't hanging with her much. Bitch, please.
I hope it's Oliver Platt.
(Is that cunty of me?)
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I was about to write that maybe she's firmly against abortion, but if she were, she'd be protected, so I'm just going to chalk this up to some pyscho chick who's trying to get back at some asshole married dude who dumped her,
In the most selfish possible way.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 2:06pm.
Jana?
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HOLY FUCK!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
"A source also tells The Daily that January won't drop the name of her baby's father, because he's married!"
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Fixed: "A source also tells The Daily that January won't drop the name of her baby's father, because he's married and has status!"
Let's be real about why January has kept that bun baking in the oven and is happily showing it off.
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Jana?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Maybe Ashton Kutcher told her she'd never make it in Hollywood because he knew she was sad, sorry, self destructive, desperate and ready to implode at any moment. He probably thought the bitch would be dead by now.
But no, she's not dead. Just knocked up with the bastard spawn of some married asshole who won't acknowledge either of them. See, she's WINNING Ashton! So suck it!
Literally the most boring blonde starlet of all time. I mean, how can someone with such beyond common features be considered pretty? But what really annoys the shit out of me is how at first she talked about how she hated sixties fashion and now that's all she wears. Oh well, she'll never recover from childbirth and her limp-as-a-damn-noodle features will be lost in the fat.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:57pm.
So, because she refuses to out the cheating bastard of a husband who fathered her baby, there are numerous wives now looking at their husbands asking if they're the father.
What an asshole.
HAHAHA that's exactly what I thought.. Every single wife whose husband worked in that movie is having "the talk"
And the thing is that it is not one of those " I did not know he was married" situations.