Jon Hamm In Tights. The End.
On last night's SNL, Jon Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms brought The Ambiguously Gay Duo cartoon to life. One of my IM friend (an IM friend is a friend you only communicate with on IM even though you live like down the street from them) used one of those devil emoticons to throw shit at me about laughing at something that's homophobic, dated and not funny.
But, but, but what about satire?! And the giant real-life dick mobile?! And dry butt sex moves? And Jimmy Fallon's whacked head game on a serpent? And what about Jon Hamm in tights. I repeat, JON HAMM IN TIGHTS! Aren't all arguments immediately made invalid when Jon Hamm gets into tights?! And that's when IM friend called me the name I'll use for the title of my pop-up illustrated memoirs: BAD GAY!
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YES! He may not be the most gorgeous guy ever, but what a package.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 8:35pm.
Not that I don't like Jon Hamm in tights but you can see more just about anytime he's being photographed in public.
HE. NEVER. WEARS. UNDERWEAR.
Have you seen pictures of his package? Huge one on a guy who doesn't seem like a total douche is extremely appealing, but it's not a face only thing.
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Submitted by funnygirl23 on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 4:39pm.
I don't get the appeal of Jon Hamm. Sure, he's not ugly, but he's not as hot as people make him out to be, either.
Submitted by clairey claire on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 7:24am.
Off topic but related- did anyone else find that Golden Globe winning snore fest, the Kids are Alright, reeeaaally offensive to lesbians? Such a cliche, the one with the long hair shags the first semi good looking brooding male that comes her way, because secretly all attractive lesbians are just gagging for a hot beef injection. Not the dykey ones, they're too ugly to fancy men.
Is this shit really the best Hollywood can come up with to address the issue of same sex families? Try harder.
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THIS. Thank you.
BTW, this skit was lame. It's REALLY easy, in our sexist, racist, homophobic, looks-obsessed society to make fun of women, non-whites, gays, ugly or fat people. Nothing new about that. It's not that you can't make any jokes about gay people, of course you can. The problem is, those SNL jokes are lame and hateful because they just reinforce stupid stereotypes. Like Ritzyroxie said, "OMG HOW FUNNY THEY ARE MEN AND ARE KISSING!!" Fuck off. Is that the best those fuckers can do? To me, joke's on them. Why do these grown people feel so uncomfortable about the very thought of two men having sex? What's so damn FUNNY about that?
There was this debate on Jezebel a couple months ago about whether you could make a joke about rape. Thing is, IMO, you can make jokes about anything, as long as you're not taking the easy route, which is making fun of the victim. See MK, he makes a crapload of jokes about Polanski and other assholes like him, but not ONCE did he put the blame on the victims, or tried to make fun of them. Is he joking about rape, a very serious, dark, disturbing matter? Yes! But he's doing so at the expense of the RAPISTS!
So here's a novel idea, SNL: If you want to make gay jokes so bad, how about making fun of homophobia? You seem to have plenty of material to work on that one.
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Jon Hamm makes everything better. The end.
I agree the skit was too long I prefer the cartoon anyway much more offensive and hilarious
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He's not really hot as just Jon Hamm but as Donald Draper, complete asshole, he's droolworthy.
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Off topic but related- did anyone else find that Golden Globe winning snore fest, the Kids are Alright, reeeaaally offensive to lesbians? Such a cliche, the one with the long hair shags the first semi good looking brooding male that comes her way, because secretly all attractive lesbians are just gagging for a hot beef injection. Not the dykey ones, they're too ugly to fancy men.
Is this shit really the best Hollywood can come up with to address the issue of same sex families? Try harder.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
The only thing I find offensive about this skit is that it's too damn long!
SNL hasn't been funny in years, mainly because a skit that is funny for 45 seconds is draaaaaaaagged out for five minutes, by which time I want to open a vein just to have something interesting to watch.
They should have net flix send them DVD's of either Little Britain or The Catherine Tate show. These skits are quick and funny and if they're only funny for 45 seconds, then they only last 45 seconds.
I know that SNL is, well, live and the two that I mentioned aren't, but live doesn't excuse not being funny.
MK-
I think I can safely speak for the entire D-listed fambly when I say-
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO A POP-UP MEMOIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"BAD GAY" IS A PERFECT TITLE!!!
(sorry to get all Kanye on yo ass!)
*chanting as always*
No and I find him hotter than Jon Hamm. :D
Am I the only one who finds Colbert kinda hot?
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I sometimes LOL when I'm told a blonde joke, does that make me a bad blonde? I hate it when people tell you what you have to find funny or not based on stereotyping. For instance, our boring ass academic friends (term used lightly) think that one can not seriously watch - let alone like - The Naked Gun series, while IMO it's probably one of the funniest movie sagas ever created. Some people are just totally lacking in imagination, I guess.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Jon Hamm seem asexual to me.
A modern Dick van Dyke.
His girlfiend, on the other hand, HOT!
Kissing Jessica Stein, indeed...
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GERONIMO!
You know, if PC continues the way it has for the last 10 years, SNL will have to go off the air as they will not be allowed to satirize anyone.
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GERONIMO!
Fuck I'm old. All you whipper-snappers can get off my goddamn lawn! You just can't imagine the thrill of Radner, Belushi, Curtain, Morris, Ackroyd, Chase and Newman bursting on the scene! There was nothing like it. There is good and bad in EVERY episode. I happen to giggle @ AGD,so maybe I'm not just old, but senile!
*chanting as always*
Submitted by Tyroan on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Starqz on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 5:50pm.
I LOVE the Ambiguously Gay Duo! Are people really that hypersensitive that they would get offended by this?
I laughed too!
(and I think the naysayers are those people who watch Leno)
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I love AGD, too, and I don't think it's offensive...I did not watch the clip, as I have SNL on my DVR and am planning on watching it tomorrow.
I don't think it's funny this year, I never watch it on Sat. nights, but I like to see it when I have a spare moment.
I honestly cannot think of one person I like on that show this year, although I do like Bill Hader's impersonation of James Carville.
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GERONIMO!
I turned it off half way through. Kind of boring.
I haven't watched SNL in at least 20 years, but I have to admit I laughed. Life is too short to take everything too seriously.
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AGD is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Starqz on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 5:50pm.
I LOVE the Ambiguously Gay Duo! Are people really that hypersensitive that they would get offended by this?
I laughed too!
(and I think the naysayers are those people who watch Leno)
Not that I don't like Jon Hamm in tights but you can see more just about anytime he's being photographed in public.
HE. NEVER. WEARS. UNDERWEAR.
And it's pretty awesome. If you punch "Jon Hamm bulge" into google there's a whole slew of pictures where you can see his throbber. It's a nice one too, I'd like to catch the business end of it one day! BOY WOULD I!
I laughed a bunch during this episode of SNL. We have to LAUGH at this stuff. There is nothing more tiresome than political correctness.
And Paul Simon still has it. In my opinion. I have an enormous soft spot for him. Old Simon and Garfunkel is some of my favoritest stuff in the world. Love that little dude. He is seasoned and talented and laid back with little, if anything, to prove. His lyrics are mesmerizing, and even if the music is a tad on the easy-listening side, I enjoyed his performance. And his band; I loved seeing those old dudes perform together. They had a really nice jamming vibe. No hurry, just making music.
OK, I know I'm an idiot, but I did laugh at this. Especially the live action stuff at the end. that was really almost hot.
The AGDuo is always the exact same schtick, but I still laugh at it every time. I guess that makes me a bad person. :(
" What are you staring at ?
NOTHING! "
Okay, I'm stoned, but I thought it was funny. Robert Smeigle (sp?) cracks me up. But SNL gets on my nerves. They act as if something will be funny because famous people are in it. Their skits are too long. They can be sexist and racist in terms of the number of women per season (sads; will miss the Queen Tina Period w/Polar et al) and lack of coloured folks in the cast and as guests (not musical, need them for that). I miss "MADtv." Yeah, they weren't always on, and the audience yahooism was annoying but they could be so funny. They could also do the racial stuff because they had a diverse cast and writers. I do like the SNL commercials and the Andy Samberg skits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s
Loved SNL back in the late 80s, early 90s. Dana Carvey, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, David Spade... Oh my god, and the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky skits were to DIE for. Now SNL is just dry and unfunny, painfully so. I cringe when I watch it now, just feel so embarrassed for everybody involved.
I didn't think that was funny, but as a GAY it never occured to me to be offended by the AGD. Get over it. Also John Hamm is not that hot.
That gay duo cartoon has been going on forever, hasn't it? I thought they would have run out of lame gay jokes by now. I seem to have missed a couple of years of SNL and nothing much has changed.
At least Jon Hamm is showing some diversity, showing he's not afraid to be a bit ridiculous.
At last I get to click onto a vid before it's taken down!
Couldn't care less about the content.
I LOVE the Ambiguously Gay Duo! Are people really that hypersensitive that they would get offended by this?
You know, this rubbed me the wrong way upon rewatching it (yeah, there's a joke in there). This is the kind of thing to discourage if you really want gays to be taken seriously.
I would have expected better from Colbert. This really is a relic from another time. Tasteless gay jokes... but then they have to up their ratings, right? Pander to teenage/college boys with shit.
Would love to see this in a racial context, and see them get booed off stage for being insensitive and offensive.
Gayer than 8 dudes fuckin' 9 dudes.
I see you galavanting around town with damsel I admire and I propose Copulate Thyself ..and Copulate Her additionally! http://thechive.com/2011/05/05/daily-afternoon-randomness-48-photos-16/1...
MK I love you because you're a bad gay.
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Loved seeing Paul Simon! I have been lucky enough to have met him and Edie brickell twice now. Star struck fool I was.
LOVE THIS!!
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"MIZ" Holmes?? I thought that "miz" was reserved for middle aged lesbians, not cyborgs married to middle aged homosexual dwarves.
I liked the bad guys just standing there staring. Everything else, meh
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What's up, douchebag?
I like the cast from the 90s with Dana Carvey, Adam Sandler, etc. I was never a fan of the cast with Ferrell but they were definitely better than this shit. It's so bad.
Watched snl last night but don't remember anything, except a really bad skit of two people wearing twin sweaters and singing stupid songs.
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In college it was a major ritual Saturday nights to watch snl while partying. That was some funny shit.
It's still funny sometimes.
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With Hallmark running Bea, Rue, and Betty every night elevenish, SNL doesn't stand a chance. Watching something else when there's a "Girls" on, despite having the DVD series, I believe is a ticket to hell.
Submitted by funnygirl23 on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 4:39pm.
I don't get the appeal of Jon Hamm. Sure, he's not ugly, but he's not as hot as people make him out to be, either.
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He's not really hot as just Jon Hamm but as Donald Draper, complete asshole, he's droolworthy.
MK, I wanna be your IM friend
funnygirl23:
I agree. And the jokes in that skit were borderline flat.
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Gave me a boner!
The cartoon skit is barely funny and then it becomes live action and chokes completely. They should have worked on it a bit more in editing instead of rushing it onto SNL.
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I don't get the appeal of Jon Hamm. Sure, he's not ugly, but he's not as hot as people make him out to be, either.
Snl is pretty much dead at this point. I mean, who's writing this crap? 12 year old boys? Since they lost Amy Poehler every episode has been the same: A thirty minute long political cold open with that nauseating Fred Armisen, then the host(either a Mad Men cast member douche or an actually funny old snl member) comes out and sings(WHY?!?!). Then on to the show! Homophobic skit WHERE TWO GUYZ KISSSS!!1!! OMG HOW GROSS AND SILLY AND FUNNY!!! TWO GUYS KISSING EACH OTHER ON THE MOUTH IS ALMOST AS FUNNY AS WHEN I ASK MY BUDDY (WHO I KISS BUT IT'S NOT IN A FAGGY WAY JUST A BRO' KINDA WAY) TO PULL MY FINGER!!!1! AWWW YEAAHHH!! Then another unfunny skit where Andy Samberg blows his massive jew boy ego by singing about masterbation and how CRACK IS HILARIOUS IF I YELL ABOUT IT REALLLLYYYY LOUUD!!! Then a douchey flavor of the month newly bisexual for the downloads singer comes out to sing about how no one understands them. Then we get the treat of watching Seth Myers laugh at yet another homophobic unfunny as hell running gag! Oh yeah, snl, gays just looooove to make fun of midgets! We really do! We also love to cover our mouths while we laugh at our own stupid, witless jokes! Then another gift! It's Armisen again! This time he's mumbling incoherently while laughing at his mind-bending coolness with his pal Kristen! See? They're wearing sweaters with funny things like pom poms on them!!! HAhAahlolzzzsofuckinghilarious! And AMAZING, TOO! Then another thirty minutes of making fun of pretty much everyone but white, hetero male jews. What these idiots don't know is that their vehement homophobia further shows that they blown and finger Lorne Michaels after every episode to make sure their truly vom-inducing jokes make the show. But maybe I just don't get their humor because I actually have some.
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That shit was funny.
Wow, that was one new world of not funny. 'Oh look, butt punches!'
fucking HOT
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.