Jon Hamm In Tights. The End.
On last night's SNL, Jon Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms brought The Ambiguously Gay Duo cartoon to life. One of my IM friend (an IM friend is a friend you only communicate with on IM even though you live like down the street from them) used one of those devil emoticons to throw shit at me about laughing at something that's homophobic, dated and not funny.
But, but, but what about satire?! And the giant real-life dick mobile?! And dry butt sex moves? And Jimmy Fallon's whacked head game on a serpent? And what about Jon Hamm in tights. I repeat, JON HAMM IN TIGHTS! Aren't all arguments immediately made invalid when Jon Hamm gets into tights?! And that's when IM friend called me the name I'll use for the title of my pop-up illustrated memoirs: BAD GAY!