Sounds Like Teen Murder
Meanwhile in Lima, Peru, Miley Cyrus beat out "Courtney Love fartgasming" as the worst thing Kurt Cobain has ever heard with her version of "Smells Like Teen Spirit." This mess is going to make Kurt commit suicide AGAIN and will definitely be the catalyst for Courtney Love sticking a dirty heroin needle directly into her ear drums. Not only is this the equivalent of Billy Ray Cyrus trying to eff you in the ear hole with his flaccid peen, but it will also leave your eyes as crossed as Tish's. THOSE MOVES! Many a farmhand have witnessed Trace Cyrus busting out those same moves while trying to shake a stone out of his hoof. Leave the hoof shaking to the professional ponies, Miley!