Monday, May 2nd 2011
Sounds Like Teen Murder
Meanwhile in Lima, Peru, Miley Cyrus beat out "Courtney Love fartgasming" as the worst thing Kurt Cobain has ever heard with her version of "Smells Like Teen Spirit." This mess is going to make Kurt commit suicide AGAIN and will definitely be the catalyst for Courtney Love sticking a dirty heroin needle directly into her ear drums. Not only is this the equivalent of Billy Ray Cyrus trying to eff you in the ear hole with his flaccid peen, but it will also leave your eyes as crossed as Tish's. THOSE MOVES! Many a farmhand have witnessed Trace Cyrus busting out those same moves while trying to shake a stone out of his hoof. Leave the hoof shaking to the professional ponies, Miley!
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She isn't meant for a life in show business. So awkward and unappealing.
She just wants to be rock and roll so bad and no one is going to let her be that. Her voice is more suited for country but I know she doesn't want to take that path. Maybe one day she'll realize.
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What a travesty. Look at how stiffly and falsely she moves. You can't mimic the raw emotion that Kurt Cobain put into singing and performing his music. Miley looks like a rat faced robot. Ugh, poor Kurt is probably rolling in his grave. I am a huge Nirvana fan because of how raw, emotional and just how damn good their music is, and watching Miley's performance of this song just made me cringe.
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That smelled more like peen spirit. On a sadder note, Kurt Cobain tried to roll over in his grave when he heard this but Courtney Love shot him again.
Submitted by Dolly_D on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 9:25pm.
What's next? A clip of Justin Bieber doing a cover of Alice in Chains?
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You must not have heard Katy Perry's lame attempt of Friday.
Smells Like Teen Spirit doesn't sound bad because Miley sounds like a dude.
"How does this sound any different than Nirvana's version?"
Go back to the suburbs and your Katy Perry records soccer mom.
I think I just suffered a small stroke.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 7:55am.
How does this sound any different than Nirvana's version?
It doesn't, really. It's just STILL trendy to dole out the oh noez!! at any cover of a Nirvana song and scream about how the amazing lyrics should only come out of Kurt's beautiful, tortured lips.
I swear, dying was the best career move Kurt could've made...they would be an absolute joke if they were all still around today, but shooting his brains out earned Kurt legend status...go figure.
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
How does this sound any different than Nirvana's version?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Tori Amos did a nice cover of this song, IMO...I don't care for Miley Cyrus or her "music" and I like Nirvana so, yeah, this is no good
I have two words.
Pia Zadora.
All the money in the world couldn't buy that bitch any talent either.
Miley's "act" looks like an elementary school production.
*chanting as always*
Oh Miley, you're so EDGY!
::Cobain crawls out of grave, finds the gun he used on himself, goes to Lima and opens fire on a hobilly:: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
Miley doesn't have muffin top. The poor girl just has a wide ass.
She killed that song.
Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:30am.
If Kurt didn't want others singing his song, (which he didn't even like, BTW), he'd still be here singing them himself.
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heh?
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End of days.
I kept expecting the camera to cut to the shocked little tweens trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
Nevermind her repertoire, let's talk about them unflattering pants. When she gets older Miley is gonna have a hard time fighting the junk in the trunk. On the upside, that should put a damper on her Tweeting sluttly self-portraits, whether it's out of shame or because of small screen limitations.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Oh, BFD. That kid on American Idol with the Fozzy Bear beard hacked it up worse than this, did you freak out then? It's not some sacred shit. People always sing other people's songs. If Kurt didn't want others singing his song, (which he didn't even like, BTW), he'd still be here singing them himself. He didn't give a shit, why should you? It;s not like her ass was singing this shit on your lawn, she's in goddamn Peru.
Hahaaa! That is hilarious!
Miley doing Nirvana. If people were words, that would be an oxymoron.
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Isn't this girl supposed to be irrelevant now. Hmm... The fact that she's covering one of the greatest rock songs in history is like reviving Osama bin Laden. Ugh, I just heard her singing in my head. Time to become an alcoholic.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 9:41pm.
ESE...Cobain would roll over in his grave...shoot himself again! LOL!
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especially after he saw the number when the "Glee" characters do a tribute to plaid flannel!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE...Cobain would roll over in his grave...shoot himself again! LOL!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 9:23pm.
When is Nirvana night on Glee. *eyerolls*
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right after Courtney signs over the rights(for some smack!) to a peppy musical version of "Bleach", and they find a way to take all distortion out of it... and find some frilly outfits to truly show the vision of the music!... 'cause it's all about the music!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@Dolly D... i can tell!!... you said it four times!!
i'm kidding!!.. heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
When is Nirvana night on Glee. *eyerolls*
What's next? A clip of Justin Bieber doing a cover of Alice in Chains?
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
I'm deeply offended by this.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
FUCKKKKKKKKKK!
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
I'm deeply offended by this.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 5:02pm.
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Although I don't really listen to Nirvana/grunge much now, I was really into when that scene when it was happening in the nineties. Grunge, especially Nirvana, is one of those rare types of music that was so much about the times it was created in, you can't really cover it now. It was reactionary against establishment, but not as popish or catchy as old 70's punk. Kids today don't really care about anything but manufactured garbage. At any rate, seeing her perform a tune that should have only been performed by the tortured soul that was Corbain is vomit inducing to say the least.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Too low for a muffin top - Cornbread spread. Salvia munchies are brutal. PS Kurt hates you.
i'm fascinated by the fact that she understands the depth, and melancholy that was put into Nirvana's songs... and that she hired people willing to play it while she went ahead and butchered it.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
michael k - you have shown me all the grossest things i have ever seen in my life, and this is one of them. i think, and i know this is not a right thought - i think if she perished i would be relieved to never have to see or hear from her again. how can she not know that song is about HER?
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The McCanns Did It
I can picture her at 50, playing this same song on the Vegas Strip or maybe Branson.
Nirvana wasn't the best band ever but at last they where a BAND, not some dumb teenage hobag sponsored by daddy.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
How dare she.
That Maroon 5 cover made me nauseous. I usually like Tori Amos, but that cover was awful.
I used to hate Nirvana (I'm from Seattle and we got the worst of that damn band) but with the music today, I'd rather resurrect Kurt, hand him a guitar and tell him to show up these auto-tuned, talentless showfreaks.
Embarrassing would be an understatement. This untalented wench has no shame.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:33pm.
Nope. Nirvana is totally overrated.
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
Am I the only one who thought Nirvana was totally overrated?
That said, this bitch sucks ass. Period. And she's got that skinny fat body. Long legs, long arms, and muffin top.
She's got the posture of an armadillo.
Yeah, her singing is horrible, and she's ugly as homemade sin. Nothing new or surprising.
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"Can't you just be satisfied with if I'm wrong about god, I'll burn in hell?"
Submitted by Puto on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:03pm.
She's an Alejandra Guzman of sorts.
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Be careful with what you say about Ale - she'll smack you with her leaky butt implant!!
Just awful. They should have thrown eggs at her.
only on Peru she can get away with it...try it here bitch and see what happens
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Lulz were had.
Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:01pm.
This chick be gettin' beer bloat.
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And if she'd only gone to college she could have called it a "frosh 15".
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
Still think this is my favorite version next to the original...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEUpKzoEW-E
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
She's an Alejandra Guzman of sorts.