Afternoon Crumbs

Fergie needs to lay off the embalming fluid injections – Hollywood Tuna

Jeremy Renner is the new Matt Damon – Lainey Gossip

And I bet the taxidermy baby horse will still make a more thrilling conversationalist than Ryan Phillippe – The Superficial

When the U.S. Marines aren’t defending our country, they’re showing Brit Brit how it’s done – Towleroad

You know the recession is still a real thing when Pocahontas is dancing for coins in a parking lot off the ho stroll (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Seasons of Awkwardness – TDW

Jane Krakowski is a mama je’e!!!! – Celebitchy

Should I be concerned that this dude looks exactly like one of my cholita cousin’s eff buddies? – Celebitchy

It’s nice to see that some of the robots from Captain Eo were recycled and found a new home on Katy Perry’s body – Just Jared

Shayne Lamas shows off her pregnant state, there’s nowhere safe for eyeballs to land so just focus on the pretty red “Exclusive Details” banner – ICYDK

My Japanese grandmother is going to be pissed that Rachel Bilson is wearing her bedroom lamp shade as a top – Popoholic

Man o’titties galore – The Berry

LeAnn Rimes’ breast implants are migrating to her armpits for the summer, obviously – Popsugar

Yes, I’d get a case of freezer burned anus, but I’d still hit it – OMG Blog

David Spade’s still got it – Celebslam

Hipster eggs – Cityrag

Shoeless Adele – I’m Not Obsessed

That look The Hoff’s girlfriend’s is making is a certificed “FYI: I’m getting paid” face – Hollywood Rag