On the left is The Real Housewives of New York City’s Jill Zarin back in 2006, and on the right is Jill Zarin looking like a damn fool on Watch What Happens Live last night. The only thing she’s missing is a microphone headset and a child covering their eyes in the front row, because this is the kind of piss poor Madonna impersonation you’d see at a PTA talent show. That polyester fall would look better on a horse’s ass. That top would look better on a Charlotte Russe mannequin circa 1990. And those earrings would look a whole lot better in the napkin holder section at a Pier 1. That being said, Jill Zarin looks hotter “now.” Well, you know I’m a sucker for grown hos embarrassing themselves while paying homage to the 90s.
The entire BOMB Ambition look is more frightening when it moves:
If you’re going to do yourself up to look like a Vogue-era Madonna, can’t you put a cone bra on your dog so she matches you? That’s just lazy styling.