Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 23, 2011 / Posted by:

Earlier last month, a post about Brangelina going to the authentic Japanese gourmet emporium known as Benihana reminded me of the restaurant’s greatest creation: Benihana’s Tiki Mug (aka The Benihana Buddha Mug)! When you order some kind of corn syrup cocktail, you get to take home a porcelain Buddha as a souvenir! When I was a kid I thought it was the greatest thing since clock backpacks. I actually thought it was a topless ho showing off her chichis (some Buddha’s Gone Wild shit), which explains why I thought it was hot.

But it’s still a precious gift that can be used for more than holding watered down cocktails. It can be used as a flower vase, an impromptu bong, a condom can, or a semi-portable barf bin! And it’s white porcelain, which makes it on the right side of classy.

Buddha’s ashes must be rolling in their urn.

Images via BATC

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