May The Vanessa Hudgens Replacement Auditions Commence!

February 5, 2011 / Posted by:

At Voyeur night club in West Hollywood on Thursday night, Zac Efron made out with a piece who wasn’t Vanessa Hudgens or a tube of Sephora Sweet Candy lip gloss. Zac reportedly laid his precious lips on the face of Australian actress Teresa Palmer. And right after Zac made Teresa feel like Tinkerbell just queefed on her lips, he softly gave her some important advice: “The side rat’s nest bun is not your friend.

E! News says that Teresa and Zac’s date night started at Pink Taco (which is also what Zac’s full-time anus bleacher calls his no-no) where the party for her movie Take Me Home Tonight was held. They went to Voyeur afterward and that’s where Zac had Teresa in the palmer of his hand (Yeah, I’ll stand still while you put the GONG over my head before smashing it. I deserve it for that one). A witness type says, “They were at a VIP table…They were dancing, standing up by the table and dancing. They all took tequila shots together. He was grabbing her butt and doing very suggestive dancing. Then they made out a couple of times standing up where they were dancing. I was surprised they were doing that in front of everyone. It was like they didn’t care. They were there for like an hour and left together.”

Teresa is a good match for Zac. Teresa used to eff around with Russell Brand so she has a lot of experience in trying not to look totally confused when she has a brain fart and forgets she’s making out with a dude instead of a beautiful woman.

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