Afternoon Crumbs

January 6, 2011 / Posted by:

Jamie Pressly busted for DUI….but she was just doing RESEARCH for her My Name is Earl character (even though that show ended a million years ago) – Celebslam

obviously spiked Jennifer Aniston’s chardonnay with ludes – Lainey Gossip

Cut to SamRo searching Craigslist: Chernobyl for houses to rent – The Superficial

Victoria Silvstedt being Victoria Silvestedt (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Golden Voice Williams continues on his “Most Famous Man In The Entire Universe At This Moment” tour – Towleroad

And yet, nobody dropped a CITIZEN’S ARREST on Selena Kay Letourneau for messing with that lesbian toddler – Hollywood Tuna

That baby is totally stoned – The Berry

Imagine the style critiques Suri Cruise gives Tommy about his choice of harnesses and chaps – Celebitchy

Ooooooops – TDW

If Leighton Meester was born into the Duff family – Popoholic

Whenever a Paltrow and a Cruise kiss, a Thetan gets its first natural bowel movement – Just Jared

In “This Sucks” News: Howard K. Stern is not going to prison – ICYDK

What the hell kind of GD jacket is RPattz wearing? – Popsugar

Steve Howey’s dick will be right with you as soon as it gets up from its nap (NSFW) – OMG Blog

Jessica Lowndes’ dress would make a wonderful dashboard cover – Moe Jackson

I just want to dust the top of my TV with Nicki Minaj’s weave – Go Fug Yourself

Gucci Mane went crazy – Hollywood Rag

Karl Lagerfeld is TOTALLY losing his standing invitation to the Slytherin’s weekly pot luck for this move – I’m Not Obsessed

Natalie Portman’s dress will make a perfect barf bib for when her baby is born – Cityrag

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