Kelsey Grammer has something to say about the rumor that he’s trying to light a BIC under divorce’s asshole so that it can get moving and legally remove Camille Grammer from his everything. The rumor also claims that the second he signs his divorce papers from Camille, he wants to use the same pen to sign his marriage certificate to his new blonde piece Kayte Walsh. Kelsey tells People that the rumors are pretty much true and he’s marrying Kayte, because he looooooves her. And here we were thinking that the thumping coming from Kelsey’s body was just his Viagra-fed dick bouncing for new fresh meat, but it was actually his heart beating out love’s name. Aw. This is what Kelsey said:
“Kayte and I are marrying because we are engaged, and we are engaged because we are in love and see no reason to postpone our happiness any longer. We are planning something we wish to be a private affair among several of our friends. Anything else is conjecture and false. Kayte and I are the only reliable source for this story. End of story.”
My allegiance will always belong to Camille and her precious face which looks like a sculpture of Mushu the Dragon molded from a mound of Silly Putty by an artist with two left hands, but DAMN that Kayte is the Apolo Ohno of gold diggers. In a year’s time, Kelsey met Kayte, dropped Camille for her and is now trying to speed up his divorce so he can marry her as soon as fucking possible. As the poet of our time Calvin Tran once said: “Oh, now the new ballgame has just drop-it.” Yes, Kayte has definitely dropped a new speed gold digging game on our asses and she knows it. If that isn’t a “U MAD?” face Kayte is making in that picture above, then I don’t know what is anymore.