Johnny Weir Is Making Music Now

December 23, 2010 / Posted by:

The Crystal Enchantress of the Ice Johnny Weir already makes spark of magic with his blades when he twirls around the ice like a delicate unicorn chasing a bubble, and now he’s hoping to spread a thin layer of glitter over your ear drums with his singing voice… Now, I don’t think that’s glitter over my ear drums, but there’s definitely a thin layer of something in my ears after listening to his first single called “Dirty Love.” This mess sort of sounds like some random 80s song as covered by Disneyland’s Tomorrow Land Band on a Saturday afternoon, so I’m not sure what to make of it. I’ll just leave it here for you to judge:

And instead I’m going to focus on that cover of Johnny looking like a model in Project Runway’s Clan of the Cave Bear challenge.

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