A&E Cancels The Hoff

December 9, 2010 / Posted by:

After just two episodes, A&E has snuffed out The Hoff’s reality show and is scratching that mess off its schedule. To put things into perspective, The Hoff has had relationships with hamburgers that have lasted longer than his show and that’s saying a lot. Zap2It (via SOW) reports that A&E has yet to stamp the show with a giant CANCELED label but they won’t be airing anymore episodes in the future.

The first episode of The Hoff’s show brought in 718,000 viewers and only 505,000 watched the second. For a comparison, some show on A&E called Storage Wars lured in 2 million viewers in its debut episode. I have no idea what Storage Wars is but I’m picturing two old ladies with light purple hair fighting over the last utensil organizer at The Container Store. INTO MY TIVO!

In related news, Das Erste in Germany has announced that they will play The Hasselhoffs’ 2 episodes on a loop, all day, every day until the end of days!

But seriously, The Hoff doesn’t need stupid ass A&E! He has moved on to bigger and better things! Here he is posing with KITT outside of a theater in London where he’s playing Captain Morgan Captain Hook in a musical spectacular that will break box office records (aka a panto production that only drunk children under the age of 8 will enjoy).

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