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November 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Stevie Johnson, the wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills who called out God in an ALL-CAPS mini-Twitter rant after he dropped the ball in what would’ve been a game-winning touchdown.

God hears the words “thank you” before his name almost more than he hears the words “OH MY” so it’s about time someone called him out for doing them wrong! God must’ve been too busy trying on his Black Friday purchases for his right-hand saint Bea Arthur, because he wasn’t there for Stevie Johnson during a game against the Steelers yesterday afternoon! Stevie will never forget this! When he’s sitting on the toilet staring at a Footprints poster taped to the wall (because EVERYONE has a Footprints poster in their bathroom), he’s going to shake his head and mutter to himself, “That’s a lie. That’s a lie.” When he makes it up to heaven and he’s struttin’ through the gates, God is going to put his hand out for a fist bump and Stevie is going to leave him hanging. NEVER 4GET!

But God did get the last giggle, because notice how Stevie threw him a quick THX at the end? Yup, Stevie still knows.

(For John)

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