Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

According to an ex-girlfriend of this A list movie actor (Barely A list by the way), our actor likes to call the person he is having sex with, “mom” and also sucks his thumb after sex. Can you say disturbing. (CDAN)

It is only disturbing if he doesn’t wash the fuck syrup off his finger before he sticks it in his mouth. I’ll throw my guess on the obvious name: Oedipus LaBeouf?

Why does this reality show Performer/Singer/Actress continue to lie about her life? She claims she’s been celibate for years, but there are some rappers and producers who are ready to call her out on her lies. (Downfront2 via Blind Gossip)

Brandy. No question mark needed.

This couple in an iconic 80′s movie (not one of those movies by that guy) got together years after the film to do commentary for the DVD. The reunion was so inspiring that the two ended up having a brief affair (we hear they slept together a grand total of four times). The two have since parted ways, still with good feelings towards one another, but they claim they lived out this relationship years later that they only dreamed about when making the movie. (BuzzFoto)

In my wet dreams, this would be about Gary and Chet from Weird Science. The sexual tension between them was thicker than Chet’s shit bubbles when he turned into that caca beast. Other possibilities that would work for me are: Tommy Girl & Val Kilmer (Top “And We Know Who That Is” Gun), Rick Moranis & Annie Potts (Ghostbusters), Valerie Perrine & Tom Skerritt (Maid to Order) or since Back to the Future just came out on DVD I’ll say Michael J. Fox & Lea Thompson?