Afternoon Crumbs

And then Jessica Simpson burped out a wet one on his hand – Popsugar

Joe Jonas making a “tryingnottothinkofpeen tryingnottothinkofpeen” face while out with his girlfriend Ashley Greene – Lainey Gossip

If Miley Cyrus is going to insist on wearing one of Andrea Zuckerman’s old dresses, she’s going to need to put on lace biker shorts and suede boots with it. Do it right! – Hollywood Tuna

Snooki has never looked hotter – The Superficial

Sophie Turner’s jeans offend me (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Art is weird – The Berry

Johnny Knoxville feeds the bears – Towleroad

The video of T.I.’s publicity….I mean…live saving mission – NYC Barstool Sports

Rose McGowan struttin’ her shit down the sidewalk – Popoholic

The pimp is playing on, playing on – Celebitchy

Mary the Maid has 5 experienced anuses. I am jealous of Mary the Maid. – OMG Blog

More of Adam Sandler in Blossom drag – ICYDK

Don’t knock on John Travolta’s dungeon door at all today, because he’ll be too busy squeezing his noodle to this – Just Jared

Jerry O’Connell’s baby making days are over – I’m Not Obsessed

Old timey Halloween costumes – Cityrag

Kat Von D is starting to look like she comes from the same plastic planet as Kim Kardashian – Hollywood Rag

Christina Hendricks’ full-time chiropractor isn’t going to like these pictures – Holy Moly!

But more importantly, where is the sequel to B*A*P*S? – Crunk + Disorderly

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