Afternoon Crumbs

You can skip your usual end of the day ritual of freebasing coffee grounds, because the ginge wonder ROJO CALIENTE is here to take you up up up and away!!!!!!! – I’m Not Obsessed

I sort of love how Jessica Simpson’s rent-to-own piece just trails behind her – Lainey Gossip

It’s endearing and awwww-ey when roasted turtles with Muscle Milk for brains think so highly of themselves – The Superficial

Posh Beckham looking like an alien mannequin in Marie Claire (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The Pan Malaysian Islamic Party just won’t let Glamberace be great…and gay – Towleroad

Meanwhile, the other M. Carey looks like she’s carrying a litter in her chest area – Hollywood Tuna

Katie Price has some new competition for literary genius of this generation – Popoholic

The popular girls table is now throwing shade at Kelly Osbourne – Celebitchy

Vintage Caca – OMG Blog

And then when I woke up, my hands were covered in chocolate dust, two boxes of Oreos were empty and my dog was whimpering in the corner…. – TDW

To the shock and dismay of millions Jodie Marsh was not voted the #2 most influential woman in the UK – Popsugar

This is the kind of dipshitness I’d probably pull on accident – The Berry

Liu Wei is victorious, wins China’s Got Talent – Just Jared

In a perfect world indeed- Cityrag

Soookeh in stripes – Hollywood Rag

Big Foot fappin’ material – ICYDK

STUNNING. RAVISHING. PERFECTION. BEAUTY OF OUR TIME. ETC. – Moe Jackson

Ditto for this one – Popbytes

And this one – Holy Moly!

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