Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

October 4, 2010 / Posted by:

There was a party recently to celebrate the imminent arrival. So he took the opportunity to get dressed up, full lady costume, with his male friends, and sing and dance and flail about, and let the real him fly for a change, at least the afternoon, just like in the movies, while his expectant wife looked on… or away, I guess, depends how you see it. They say he feels free in character, this particular character. But it wasn’t an open invitation for everyone. These curious affairs never are. Even the wait staff was required to have come off the same space ship. Like mandatory. While he would have preferred tall, dark, and handsome too, in this respect, at least lately, she’s been able to overrule him. Impulse control, however, has never been his strength. He’s been on a very, very short leash. (Lainey Gossip)

Please, I doubt Kelly Preston was throwing shade at John Travolta shaking his titties and popping his tuck in full Edna Turnblad drag since he did the exact same act at their Scientology conception ritual. It’s tradition!

You’ll be delighted to hear that this celebrity is having just the easiest pregnancy ever! No morning sickness, no swollen feet, and lots of energy. It is truly amazing how much easier pregnancy is when you don’t actually have to carry the baby. Anyone happen to catch her in a bathing suit this summer? Of course not. In other news, she has just upgraded to the largest size belly bump for the last trimester. It is big, and she’s finding it uncomfortable to wear, so don’t expect to see her out and about more than once or twice in the next few weeks. (Blind Gossip)

See above. And why isn’t John the one carrying their baby since it seems he doesn’t mind a little padding.

Not too long ago, this actress was an up and comer. She had worked her way up to B list and was the star of a hit network drama. Since the show was canceled a few years ago, our actress has gone from guest shot to guest shot and getting third or fourth tiers roles in movies. In order to get more attention she has now resorted to what she vowed in many interviews she would never do. She wants to be a tabloid sensation. Our actress who is still young spent most of a party Friday night telling everyone she was going to the bathroom to do drugs. Yep, out loud. She made out with random guys and even flashed some paps. (CDAN)

Mischa Barton has always been open about her tabloid whoring, so I’ll guess former professional beard Rachel Bilson (yeah, it’s a stretch)?

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