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September 24, 2010 / Posted by:

Looby Lou, the springer spaniel who’s been reincarnated as a rock. A FUCKING ROCK!

The Daily Mail better make room in their enormous trophy warehouse for yet another Pulitzer Prize coming their way for this brilliant display of journalism at its finest. If you sensed a thin layer of sarcasm in that sentence, you are mistaken! Why isn’t CNN on this?

Ever since the Brow family’s 13-year-old springer spaniel Looby Lou ran off to the giant wee wee pad in the sky, there’s been something missing from their lives. But early one morning, after Carron Brow had taken a few sips of coffee and shrooms, she looked out the window and spotted Looby Lou sitting in her usual spot in front of a giant rock. Carron immediately knocked the breakfast crack pipe out of her husband’s hand and told him to look out the window. Well, fuck a rock (or don’t, because that’s his dog and that would be wrong), Mark saw Looby Lou too!

Mark went out into the garden and lo and behold, he saw the image of their dog Looby Lou in the rock. Mark said, “I just thought I was seeing things, but she’s there. It doesn’t just look like any dog, it looks like our dog. It doesn’t just look like any dog, it looks like our dog. The bizarre thing is that spot is exactly where she used to sit.

The Brow family’s got their Looby Lou back! It takes 4 of them to walk her and the vet always calls the local mental hospital whenever they bring her in for a check up, but she’s back!

P.S. – This is viral advertising for the new Pet Rock, right? Damn, we’re going to need bigger pockets if that shit is the new Pet Rock.

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