Paz de la Huerta’s one goal at the Boardwalk Empire premiere in Atlantic City, NJ last night was to make sure that every camera and every set of eyes got a peek at the stupid snake tattoo crawling up her ankle. It’s not like it’s a Mt. Golden Girls tattoo drawn by the hand of Michelangelo. It’s just an ugly ass snake. Shit ain’t even hissing. And Paz tried so hard to show off the snake on her ankle that she almost flashed her shaved baby mongoose.
I could think of better uses for Paz’s hand instead of holding up the slit in her dress. Namely, using that hand to wipe that cacaliscious lipstick (in shade: diarrhea latte) off her face.
But you know, Paz did complete her goal in the end because here I am staring at that shitty snake on her ankle. You win this time, Paz.
Here’s more pictures of Paz mugging and whoring at the cameras with her Boardwalk Empire co-stars: Michael Stuhlbarg, Michael K. Williams, Kelly Macdonald, Aleksa Palladino, Vincent Piazza and Michael Pitt.