Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 13, 2010 / Posted by:

Pamela “Pam” Swinford DeBeauford (as played by Kristin Bauer) from True Blood

It’s been a long time coming but with the True Blood finale airing last night (I really can’t with that fairy chandelier), I figured today was the day to officially honor Eric’s right hand bitch Pam. The main trait running through Pam’s veins is cuntiness, but she’s still a hooker with guts of gold. And she got to deliver the campiest lines of the season, which sound like they were written for Bette Davis to say on a gold staircase at a party. Or for a drag queen to say during her 3:30am basement act. Or for me to say in front of the bathroom mirror while I’m putting on lip chap like it’s lipstick.

Here’s hoping that Pam continues to get more well-deserved time next season. I’m thinking that the first episode of season 4 should open with Pam sitting on a throne made from Russell’s guts while wearing a crown made from Sophie-Anne’s guts with Eric lying nekkid ass nekkid at her feet. That’s how the story should go!

(Image via Pam’s Facebook)

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