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August 29, 2010 / Posted by:

God has finally chosen a messenger to deliver the meaning of everything to the world and his name is Mark Zable. And the official meaning of life is DEEP FRIED BEER! Preachers better adjust their sermons accordingly! Evolution has finally paid off.

Try to drown out the sound of your bowels and liver weeping in unison to read exactly what makes up the most delicious creation ever to grace this planet (next to Rojo Caliente, of course). Mark takes a ravioli, fills it up with Guinness, seals it and then throws it into the deep fryer until it’s as golden as an angel’s halo. Mark says that the first bite will send a wave of beer shooting into your mouth. This is definitely Paula Deen’s idea of oral sex and you know she swallows.

Deep Fried Beer will of course make its debut at the Texas State Fair where it will compete in the Big Tex Choice Awards on Labor Day. But the other competitors shouldn’t even bother crawling out of their deep fryers to take the stage, because Deep Fried Beer has pretty much already won. I mean, not only does it feel like you’re staring into Home Simpson’s soul when you look at Deep Fried Beer, but it also feels like you’re staring into the portal to heaven.

Source: Jacksonville.com via Buzzfeed

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