Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

When you’re a famous performer, it helps to have back up. In this case of this singer, it’s her sister, who has a similar singing style… and whose voice is actually used in place of the singer’s on more than one recording. Although one sister is clearly more famous than the other, the other one has been assured multiple times that her turn at stardom is coming. The parents, who are very closely involved in their daughter’s’ careers, know that the second sister’s star will likely always orbit the world of her sister’s fame. Whoever you are thinking of, think younger. (Blind Gossip)

Of course, my first guess was Beyonce and Basement Baby, but then I wiped the wig glue off and my eyes followed the blind item writer’s instructions which led me to Miley and Noah Cyrus. Miley’s vocals sound like they were done by a robot chipmunk with a low battery life, so I’m not sure this is the winning guess. Besides Miley’s songs would have a lot more curse words and shit if Noah sang them.

This very attractive former B list movie and television actress is now probably a C and is hanging onto her fame by her good looks and a long past hit network show on which she starred. She would probably be very surprised to find out that her part-time assistant has been sleeping with the married father of our actress. (CDAN)

Rachel Bilson? MiserAlba? Audrey Landers?

Which D List star who used to be B/C list because of his network sitcom has been selling his children’s toys on ebay to get drug money? (BuzzFoto)

What kind of dumb stupid piece of shit trash sells their kids’ toys for drug money?! You have to be an idiotic bitch to do that. I mean, selling toys on eBay isn’t going to get you enough money to buy half a whippit! Push your kid into show business and use their pay checks to buy your bad shit like a normal person does! Some people.