Afternoon Crumbs
I might be the only one who loves Julia Roberts dress. But I only love it because it looks like something she inherited from Bea Arthur – Just Jared
Macaulay Culkin is looking beat – Lainey Gossip
Glamberace goes herp sore diving – Towleroad
If authorities are charging assholes with being annoying, can we perform a CITIZEN’S ARREST on bitches guilty of this? – The Superficial
Like Venus rising from the sea – Hollywood Tuna
Christina Ricci’s titty antennas try to communicate with her home planet (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Wait, Abby Elliott is Chris Elliott’s daughter?! – Celebitchy
Kelly Brook at the Piranha 3D premiere wearing a dress that is sort of giving me “Edward Cullen’s sparkly foreskin” vibes – Egotastic!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt feels like a natural woman – OMG Blog
What Mimi’s purse room looks like – The Berry
Zac Efron is still trying to butch up his natural prettiness with a beard – I’m Not Obsessed
Shakira shaking her shit in Barcelona – Popsugar
Pamela Anderson is fully covered, which means hell must look like Nicole Kidman’s forehead right about now – Hollywood Rag
Jerry O’Connell should teach a class on what to do with your baby friends when they start screeching – SOW
Brandy and Kelly Rowland take their wigs out for sushi – Crunk + Disorderly
Kat Von D respects Vanilla Gorilla – ICYDK
Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough are the Zac and Vanessa of the UK – Holy Moly!