Hot Slut Of The Day!

Kylie Travis Cappelli, my personal icon of the 90s who played Julie Dante in Models Inc., Rachel in Central Park West (aka C.P.W.) and Stephanie in Gia!

Kylie Travis had all the makings of becoming a successor to the Queen of Glamorous Bitchery Joan Collins. Kylie knew how to softly kill a bitch with her eyes, snatch a trick’s man just by puckering her lips, and glide down a flight of stairs with no effort while keeping her cunt glare focused on her enemies in the room. But unfortunately, the world was not cultured enough to embrace work of (f)arts like Models Inc. and Central Park West, so Kylie truly never got her chance at Joan Collins’ throne.

Kylie went on to make a few movies nobody watched, and it looks like she has retired from doing acting shit altogether. Kylie is way too busy for this frivolous crap anyways. She’s much too busy terrorizing the counter girls at Saks and organizing charity balls for her to wear all her jooree to. Kylie is now living in Westchester County, NY with her rich property developer husband Louis R. Cappelli:

Bitch knows how to marry! So she never became the new Joan Collins of the TV world, but maybe just maybe she’s the real-life Alexis Carrington. Please tell me she wears all her diamonds rings when she’s on the toilet so it gives her something pretty and shiny to stare at while she’s doing her nasty shit.