Jennifer Aniston launched her lonely bottle of scented miserable tears at Harrod’s in London today, and it’s not called LOLavie after all! Jennifer has decided to simply call her parched punane moisturizer “Jennifer Aniston.” As much as I loved the name LOLavie (not really), calling her fragrance Jennifer Aniston makes more sense.
When you’re on a romantic living room date with your cat (who will be dressed up like this), he might laugh at you when you tell him that the intoxicating scent wafting off the wedding dress you bought yourself is called LOLAvie. But he definitely won’t laugh if you tell him it’s called Jennifer Aniston. It’ll all make sense to him and he’ll continue to play along. And yes, I believe that cats can understand and process English words, so put me down for a dozen bottles of Jennifer Aniston.
Also, a bottle with Jennifer Aniston’s name on it collecting dust on the back shelf of a perfumeria in Montenegro is the kind of symbolism that will make Maddox laugh for days. And that’s a gift!