Mel Gibson Might Be In Trouble

Ever since Mel Gibson called a lady officer “Sugar Tits” and told a Jewish officer that his people are what is wrong with this world, The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department has been silently waiting in the dark for the chance to jump his ass. Well, their chance has come. UsWeekly reports that the Sheriff’s Department has started a file on Mel Gibson entitled: “Revenge Is A Sugar-Tittied Bitch.”

They are investigating Oksana Grigorieva’s claims that Mel exorcised his crazy all over her by beating on her several times. A rep for the Sheriff’s Department had this to say:

“We opened an investigation into allegations and those do involved domestic violence and other things. We did our first interview on Monday and the investigation is on-going. When it is compete, we will turn it over to the District Attorney just like we do in any case. We take these allegations seriously and we are moving ahead. It will be a thorough and exacting (investigation). The DA will be the ultimate purveyor of what will happen.”

While I do think that Mel seems about as pleasant as 7 minutes in heaven with a bear trap, I will refrain from stamping a “GUILTY” label on top of his forehead until concrete evidence comes out. What am I going about on? He’s Mel Gibson! That’s all the evidence we need. Throw him in general population and air it live on webcam! Not since the Shiba Inu puppy cam….