Sunday Crumbs

June 20, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

The word is that dumb ass Chelsy Davy has dumped Prince Hot Ginge for good. If this was true my no-no would already be doing the backstroke across the Atlantic towards England, so I’ll believe this when I hear it from the Ginge’s mouth (or peen hole) – News of the World

Katherine Jackson says that Michael Jackson’s kids don’t go to school. Who needs school when Auntie Rebbie can teach you everything you need to know by performing “Centipede” – The Mirror

Princess Victoria of Sweden married a gym owner in a fancy and lavish ass wedding yesterday. Yeah, but did they server delicious Ikea meatballs during cocktail hour? – HuffPo

Just a young boy escorting his grandmother home from Sunday mass – Swide

Toy Story 3 made a zillion dollars this weekend. I would’ve added my $12 to its fortune if it was called Sex Toy Story 3 – Coming Soon

If a Hot Lesbians with Douchebag Daddies Tumblr exists, Justin Bieber and his father should be added to it – People

Whoever made the Facebook movie poster needs a poke in the eye, because it’s a mess – Buzzfeed

Lindsay Lohan’s new drug of choice – TMZ

Snooki to a bouncer, “I’m a fucking star, beautiful enough to do what I want” – Radar Online

Tags: Afternoon Crumbs

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