How Many Lohans Does It Take To Wet A Wiener?

May 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

White Oprah and her precious child have reunited again, and they hit the streets of NYC to do what they do best: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. I shouldn’t say that. They did buy a hot dog, which is probably the best decision they’ve made in years, decades, etc…

Lilo is back in New York to shoot a Mother’s Day special for E!. Lindsay is going to help her mother clean out her closet. Obviously, they haven’t filmed this shit yet because what is White Oprah wearing? Bitch is dressed like the toddler daughter of a mafia wife who went a little too far during a shopping spree in Reno.

Lilo probably only agreed to clean out her mother’s closet because she knows there’s a dozen or more forgotten Adderall and Percocet pills in the pockets of White Oprah’s clothes. It’s Easter all over again!

Tags: White Oprah

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