Usually reading Fishsticks Paltrow’s words of wisdom forces me to stick my thumb up my ass, because she gives me flatulence and extreme farting scares my dog. But for the first time in forever, Fishy has said something that made me stick my thumb up without shoving it in my b-hole. Which is kind of sad for all parties involved (aka just me) if you think about it.
Anyway, in an interview with Ellen Degeneres that airs on Thursday (via People), Fishy revealed her tip for dealing with screaming ass chirruns. Fishy said, “It’s part of it. They’re kids and they have to do what they have to do. You just have to wear earplugs sometimes.”
When Ellen asked her how often she plugs her ears, she said, “I started to with all these toys that makes noise, instead of smashing the toys when I haven’t slept and, like, lose my mind. I just put on headphones or earplugs.”
Fishy actually made a sense! Who doesn’t plug their ears and mouths with a Valium whenever a child’s scream starts to stab at your nerves?
The funny thing is whenever Fishy opens up her mouth to speak, her kids also put on earplugs. They really are their mother’s children.
Here’s Fishy with RDJ at last night’s Iron Man 2 premiere in Los Angeles. Fishy looked hot (not really) in one Gay Al Reynold’s favorite christening suits. FYI: Gay Al rechristens himself as a fierce bitch every year.