Afternoon Crumbs
Taylor Dane caught the Lisa Rinnas! Homegirl’s lips look like two obese worms 69ing – Hollywood Rag
Put an areola on it – Egotastic!
Nicole Kidman took Sunday Rose for a hike in Hawaii. And not because she loves nature, but because she needed to find more bees to prick her lips with – Lainey Gossip
Throwing glasses in a club should be a sport so that Lindsay Lohan can finally be successful at something! – The Superficial
Whore Pit Viper in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna
Man chases octopus who stole his camera. No, this isn’t the opening scene of an Octomom porno – Towleroad
Walmart finally does something good (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
More strands of delusions continue to grow out of Demi Moore’s skull – Celebitchy
Amanda Seyfried looking a little parched at the Tribeca Film Festival – Popoholic
Methinks the big twist in The Tourist is that Angie Jo’s character is really a mannequin – Just Jared
Cinnabun pawned Vanilla Gorilla’s wedding ring so that she could buy a ticket out of there – Popsugar
A pepaw cardigan over a jean jacket?!!! – ICYDK
We’re all pervs, so here’s Taylor Lautner’s bulge – OMG Blog
Two people you don’t care about might be dating – I’m Not Obsessed
Jack Tweed found not guilty of rape – Holy Moly!
Drop acid, and then stare at these pictures of the Hubble Telescope’s greatest hits – Cityrag