Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 9, 2010 / Posted by:

The Stone Peen of North Yorkshire, England!

Jason Hadlow, the owner of a garden store in the town of Bedale in North Yorkshire, has been slapped with an £80 fine after some prude-ish pilgrims with the eyes of an innocent fetus complained to the police about a giant hard dick in his front window. Not only did Jason get fined, but the police also snatched his prized erect penis. They told Jason they will gladly give him the dick back once he pays the fine.

Jason is fighting back and started the Free Willy Campaign on Facebook. Jason refuses to pay the fine, because if he does he’s afraid that the people he sold similar stone dicks to will also be liable. Jason has sold nearly 10 rock hard wangs. And no, he didn’t sell them all to Jodie Marsh. That shit is child’s play for her anyway. Her labia could break one of Jason’s stone peens in two just by flapping at it.

Jason also added, “It’s absolute madness they’ve taken this willy – it was right there in the shop window next to a statue of Venus and a replica of Michelangelo’s David! They involve boobs and willies – and there was a sign nearby saying Big Dick’s Sausages and they didn’t take that.”

Here’s some pictures of the police taking away Jason’s manhood. Hard at work! FREE THE PEEN!

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