Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Lois Aldrin, the moon goddess wife of astronaut Buzz Aldrin!

When Buzz Aldrin visited the moon in 1969, he secretly grabbed a celestial pearl from a lunar flower and brought it back to Earth with him. Buzz placed the fragile pearl in a crystal cut plastic bowl filled with Shalimar, top-shelf gin and blue rinse. Every night, Buzz sang “Moon River” to the pearl and showed it pictures from the Alfred Dunner catalog until it finally grew into the mood goddess you see before you years later. Buzz married the pearl in 1988.

I was hoping to name Lois HSOTD the day after Buzz won Dancing with the Stars, but unfortunately it didn’t work out that way. Buzz was voted out last night, but it’s really no loss for him. Who needs that Dollar Store disco ball trophy when you’ve got Lois? The spectrum of colors that beam from Lois’ forehead rival that of any disco ball.

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