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January 21, 2010 / Posted by:

Lorraine Warren, famed demonologist, professional SLYCIC and guest ghost hunter on A&E’s Paranormal State.

Lorrane and her husband Ed (RIP) shot to fame in the 1970s for their work on the Amityville horror case. It was turned into a book and then a movie (that shit made me give crucifixes an “You better not spin” side-eye when I was a kid). Many bitches believe that the was nothing more than a hoax of Balloon Boy proportions and that the Warrens made shit up. Hey, even ghost fuckers have to work the game for a dollar.

The Warrens also claimed to have exorcised a werewolf demon out of a man. That case was also turned into a book.

Somebody needs to immediately send Lorraine to Heidi and Spencer’s house. Once she’s done there, she can drive by the Kardashians and tame the wild werewolf known as Khloe, because her reign of terror must be stopped!

And Lorraine does all of this while dressed like your granmama going to a church wedding on a Sunday. Lorraine isn’t going to let Satan eff up her updo.

(For Mrs. Voorhees)

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