Afternoon Crumbs

December 8, 2009 / Posted by:

If you see on the news that hundreds of fanboys died from drowning in their own saliva and jizz, blame (or thank) Adrianne Curry Egotastic!

Kate Gosselin and her rabid possum head served pancakes at a diner in North Carolina today. Why wasn’t the health department all over this?! – Just Jared


We’ve all seen Katie Price get fucked by a big toe, so what else is there to see from her? – Holy Moly!

I’m just going to pretend that Tila Tequila’s sunglasses are made out of jerky squares – Hollywood Tuna

Posh is truly the airport’s #1 fuck buddy – Popsugar

Robert Downey Jr. finally gets his – Lainey Gossip

Miley Cyrus is inappropriate (read that in a Carrie Prejean voice for maximum irony) – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Photobombs galore – Cityrag

Two hours of Gilly?! Hmm. Is an open bar involved? – ICYDK

Hooker say what? – Celebitchy

Good fucking riddanceSOW

Vadge’s baby buying days aren’t over yet – I’m Not Obsessed

Fuck Pee-Wee (I know he’d like that)! Miss Yvonne is back! – Socialite Life

IN THIS ECONOMY, Bai Ling is finding ways to turn her childhood costumes into modern day slutwear – Hollywood Rag

A Mother’s Cookies contest! I would submit my own “Moments of Joy” video, but I’m pretty sure I’d get arrested or end up on Xtube – Mother’s Cookies

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