Afternoon Crumbs

December 8, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

If you see on the news that hundreds of fanboys died from drowning in their own saliva and jizz, blame (or thank) Adrianne Curry – Egotastic!

Kate Gosselin and her rabid possum head served pancakes at a diner in North Carolina today. Why wasn’t the health department all over this?! – Just Jared

Hypno-titties – Towleroad

We’ve all seen Katie Price get fucked by a big toe, so what else is there to see from her? – Holy Moly!

I’m just going to pretend that Tila Tequila’s sunglasses are made out of jerky squares – Hollywood Tuna

Posh is truly the airport’s #1 fuck buddy – Popsugar

Robert Downey Jr. finally gets his – Lainey Gossip

Miley Cyrus is inappropriate (read that in a Carrie Prejean voice for maximum irony) – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Photobombs galore – Cityrag

Two hours of Gilly?! Hmm. Is an open bar involved? – ICYDK

Hooker say what? – Celebitchy

Good fucking riddance – SOW

Vadge’s baby buying days aren’t over yet – I’m Not Obsessed

Fuck Pee-Wee (I know he’d like that)! Miss Yvonne is back! – Socialite Life

IN THIS ECONOMY, Bai Ling is finding ways to turn her childhood costumes into modern day slutwear – Hollywood Rag

A Mother’s Cookies contest! I would submit my own “Moments of Joy” video, but I’m pretty sure I’d get arrested or end up on Xtube – Mother’s Cookies

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