If you see on the news that hundreds of fanboys died from drowning in their own saliva and jizz, blame (or thank) Adrianne Curry – Egotastic!
Kate Gosselin and her rabid possum head served pancakes at a diner in North Carolina today. Why wasn’t the health department all over this?! – Just Jared
Hypno-titties – Towleroad
We’ve all seen Katie Price get fucked by a big toe, so what else is there to see from her? – Holy Moly!
I’m just going to pretend that Tila Tequila’s sunglasses are made out of jerky squares – Hollywood Tuna
Posh is truly the airport’s #1 fuck buddy – Popsugar
Robert Downey Jr. finally gets his – Lainey Gossip
Miley Cyrus is inappropriate (read that in a Carrie Prejean voice for maximum irony) – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Photobombs galore – Cityrag
Two hours of Gilly?! Hmm. Is an open bar involved? – ICYDK
Hooker say what? – Celebitchy
Good fucking riddance – SOW
Vadge’s baby buying days aren’t over yet – I’m Not Obsessed
Fuck Pee-Wee (I know he’d like that)! Miss Yvonne is back! – Socialite Life
IN THIS ECONOMY, Bai Ling is finding ways to turn her childhood costumes into modern day slutwear – Hollywood Rag
A Mother’s Cookies contest! I would submit my own “Moments of Joy” video, but I’m pretty sure I’d get arrested or end up on Xtube – Mother’s Cookies