ABC Isn’t Over It

December 3, 2009 / Posted by:

The fallout from Glamberace’s fake dry orgy on the AMAs continues! Glamberace’s was already pushed off of ABC’s Good Whoring America, because they were afraid his ass shake might cause Sam Champion to give himself fellatio right then and there. But now it seems that ABC doesn’t want to see Glamberace’s “Maybe She’s Born With It” face anytime soon, because they have kicked him off Jimmy Kimmel Live and Dick Clark’s New Year’s Eve special.

A spokeswhore for ABC simply said, “We decided not to move forward with the booking at this time.

Glamberace took to his Twitter to tells his rabid fans not to kick Mickey Mouse in the crotch bone, because it isn’t ABC’s fault. Glamberace wrote: “Yes, sadly friends, ABC has cancelled my appearances on Kimmel and NYE. 🙁 don’t blame them. It’s the FCC heat.”

The truth is, ABC just doesn’t have it in their budget to cover Glamberace’s hairspray bill.

And I must share this comment on the subject I read over at Popeater:

“the absolute most sickening televised spectacle ever witnessed by the eyes of humanity!!! and just another manifestion of satanic activity on display!!!!”

Somebody give this bitch the q-tip so they can calm down, because Glamberace’s performance wasn’t THAT good! Damn.

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