Afternoon Crumbs

November 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Zac Efron is trying to lure the unicorns to his wannabe magical forest hair. It’s not working. – Lainey Gossip

Giada de Laurentiis makes delicious food names sound like something a gynecologist does to your private parts – Gawker TV

Personally I’d rather see Chuck Bass in lacy lingerie – Egotastic!

Xtina begins shooting the unofficial remake of Showgirls Hollywood Tuna

Ryan Phillipe sucks at hiding – Just Jared

It was Halloween all over again at Tim Burton’s MoMa tribute – Popsugar

Cameras are the work of the devil. Case in point: Mop Head nipples (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

I think Kate Major got confused. Jon promised her a “hand job,” not the other kind of job – Celebitchy

Jennifer Hudson to play Winnie Mandela I’m Not Obsessed

If Julia Roberts suddenly got an extreme case of elephantitis in the face – SOW

What Gay Al Reynolds sees after he closes his eyes at night – Towleroad

Leighton Meester’s face is modeling Xtina’snatural” make-up look – Socialite Life

Janet Jackson should’ve rang up Candy FinniganPopeater

Avril Lavigne’s vagina is not slowing down anytime soon – Hollywood Rag

Somebody stick a block of wood in Chris Brown’s mouth already – Holy Moly!

RiRi’s alien powers are stronger than we thought, because she can shrink her head on command – ICYDK

If only RiRi could’ve used her powers to make her dress longer, or her crotch higher – Cityrag

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