Afternoon Crumbs
Zac Efron is trying to lure the unicorns to his wannabe magical forest hair. It’s not working. – Lainey Gossip
Giada de Laurentiis makes delicious food names sound like something a gynecologist does to your private parts – Gawker TV
Personally I’d rather see Chuck Bass in lacy lingerie – Egotastic!
Xtina begins shooting the unofficial remake of Showgirls – Hollywood Tuna
Ryan Phillipe sucks at hiding – Just Jared
It was Halloween all over again at Tim Burton’s MoMa tribute – Popsugar
Cameras are the work of the devil. Case in point: Mop Head nipples (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
I think Kate Major got confused. Jon promised her a “hand job,” not the other kind of job – Celebitchy
Jennifer Hudson to play Winnie Mandela – I’m Not Obsessed
If Julia Roberts suddenly got an extreme case of elephantitis in the face – SOW
What Gay Al Reynolds sees after he closes his eyes at night – Towleroad
Leighton Meester’s face is modeling Xtina’s “natural” make-up look – Socialite Life
Janet Jackson should’ve rang up Candy Finnigan – Popeater
Avril Lavigne’s vagina is not slowing down anytime soon – Hollywood Rag
Somebody stick a block of wood in Chris Brown’s mouth already – Holy Moly!
RiRi’s alien powers are stronger than we thought, because she can shrink her head on command – ICYDK
If only RiRi could’ve used her powers to make her dress longer, or her crotch higher – Cityrag