Afternoon Crumbs

October 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

R.I.P. Captain Lou. I will think of you every time I defeat King Koopa – Best Week Ever

Twilight’s Ashley Greene really doesn’t like bras – Egotastic!

Megan Fox is the new body of Armani Panties. Does this new job require her to say words? – Popsugar

Lady CaCa and Beyonce’s duet will be like a spiked dildo for your ears – Just Jared

Gerard Butler’s ass will probably get nominated for an Oscar before he does – Towleroad

Ten million shades of perfect – Hollywood Rag

Jayde Nicole’s face looks like that of a slightly melted real doll – Hollywood Tuna

Mop Head is stealing Phoebe Price’s signature poses! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Maybe Katie Holmes is pulling a “Sleeping with the Enemy” and training for the day her ass finally runs away – Lainey Gossip

Big dicks in nature – Cityrag

Catch the motherfucking football, you punk ass Mickey – ICYDK

Jason Lewis after watching today’s open post host – I’m Not Obsessed

Tracy Morgan brings up a good point, where IS Cheri O’Teri? – Celebitchy

Whore. Pit. Viper. – Holy Moly!

Chris Pine might be the new Jack Ryan – SOW

Our Lady of Cheeto’s 3 is 1 – Socialite Life

I’m pretty sure LiLo has been a resident of Rock Bottom for a long time now – Popbytes

Tags: Afternoon Crumbs

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