At an Emmy Awards party on Sunday night, Chloe Sevigny and Jason Segel were spotted with their tongues down each other’s throats. That’s what E! claims anyway. When the two finally wiped the slobber off of their faces and realized hos were staring at them, they stopped. A few hours later, they left the party together and probably did The Brown Bunny somewhere else.
This is some weird shit. It would make more sense if you said Betty White and Jason Segel were doing each other on the sofa. Shit, Chloe Sevigny and Betty White scissoring each other in the bathroom wouldn’t throw up a question mark over my head. But Chloe and Jason?! Did they pull out each other’s keys from a hat or something? Weird.
But I don’t blame Chloe, Jason is probably hung like a pug at the beach.