This morning, La Toya Jackson is lying back in her puffy leather armchair, cleaning her magnifying glass and patting her hound dog on the head for a job well done, because Michael Jackson’s death was ruled a homicide. And this is what she was saying since the beginning! La Toya finally got the bottom of things and she was right. Yesterday, La Toya issued this statement:
“I am thankful to the investigators for uncovering the truth to the world. And I look forward to the day that justice will be to served to all the parties involved in my brother’s homicide.”
But won’t worry, this isn’t the last you’ve heard from La Toya! On September 11th, ABC will air an interview La Toya did with Barbara Walters. ABC says it is a “no-holds-barred interview will cover topics including La Toya Jackson’s impressions of Michael Jackson’s children and her insight into the Jackson family.”
Personally, I’d rather see La Toya perform “Hot Potato” with Tater Head Willis, but I’ll take what I can get.
Also, La Toya will fill in for Elisabeth Hasselcrack on September 16th and September 18th on The View. La Toya’s got that spotlight in her nalgas cheeks and she’s not about to fart it out anytime soon!