Afternoon Crumbs
Bar Refaeli Twitters pictures of her grueling day job. I hope she gets a good benefits package, because that job looks harder than hard – Egotastic!
The roboalien family continues to terrorize Australia – Popsugar
Bethenny Frankel speaks the truth – Just Jared
Avril Lavigne looks beat – Hollywood Tuna
Ditto for Peaches Geldof – Holy Moly!
More like “Lady GaGa brings poop back to life” – Towleroad
Becks and one of his boys (don’t make me Google for a name) strolling through Heathrow – Lainey Gossip
I thought cows were supposed to eat grass, not play on it – Hollywood Rag
Elle Macpherson’s fresh fuck hair (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Don’t mess with the Centipede – Celebitchy
Anna Farris got married – ICYDK
Shia’s other jackit hand is healing – Socialite Life
The greatest celebrity already exists and his name is Spaghetti Cat – Cityrag
Kelly Taylor is always starting shit! Some things never change – I’m Not Obsessed