Maru Is July’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

August 6, 2009 / Posted by:

Well, the others didn’t stand a chance. I thought Sandra Lee would booze her way to victory, but Maru stuffed all those sluts in a box and took the crown (made out of Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies) with 66% of the votes!

Maru will now face off with STAINS, Clara Cannacciari, Uggs, Susan Boyle, Kate Gosselin’s possum hair, Quween on the Scene and 5 others for the title of all titles: Hot Slut of the 2009! Yeah, we have 4 animals (including Kate’s possum friend) in the finals. Just call this shit FurListed. Thanks to all who voted!

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