Do Not Ask Kid Rock If He Twitters (Ask Kid Rock If He Twitters)

Kid Rock will not be invited to Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter circle jerk anytime soon, because he is completely against it. In the new issue of Rolling Stone (via Page Six) Kid Pebble (copyright: Tommy Lee) farted out, “It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er. I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.”

You know what this means, if you ever run into Kid Rock, it is your duty to ask him if he Twitters. When he calls you a “mother[bleeper]er (whatever that is),” keep asking him about it. Yeah, he will eventually break a bottle of Colt 45 on your head and order his bodyguards rip out your kneecaps, but it will be worth it. While you’re laid up in a hospital bed attached to a morphine drip (YAY!), he’ll be marinating in a jail cell somewhere muttering to himself about “[bleeping] Twitter.” Do it for mankind!

And Twitter does not appreciate Kid Rock ruining its shocking “YUP, I’M GAY” People Magazine cover. Thanks for fucking up Twitter’s big surprise coming out party, Kid Rock!