Afternoon Crumbs
BREAKING NEWS: Kristen Stewart actually moves her face in the preview for the New Moon trailer. Yes, a preview of a trailer…. – ET
Just when you’re starting to think that there’s no way Jessica Simpson could get any dumber – Hollywood Tuna
Captian Kirk’s mommy is sexing it up in a two-piece – Egotastic!
This is so classy that it makes you want to drink tea with your pinky out (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
One of KFed’s rogue sperm fishes spotted in New Zealand – Towleroad
No giant chin baby for Gis Budchen and Tom Brady – Popsugar
JLo and one of her twins….. – Just Jared
A headline that will make you involuntarily celibate – Hollywood Rag
Rachel Weisz has been nekkid in a lot of movies – Cityrag
Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner are no longer. Don’t worry if these names mean nothing to you, it’s just because you are OLD – Lainey Gossip
Did Haylie Duff have plastic surgery is like asking the question, “Did Tommy Girl clean his face with jizz this morning?” – I’m Not Obsessed
Glamberace to recreate Gayken’s “NO SHIT” People cover on Rolling Stone magazine – Socialite Life
This it not my idea of some hot ginge action – Holy Moly!
Megan Fox thinks Wonder Woman is lame. Wonder Woman could not be reached for a response, because she was too busy not giving a fuck – Popoholic
A mannequin graces the cover of Harper’s Bazaar Japan – ICYDK
As long as Mel Gibson is coherent enough to sign the checks, OctoSana is happy – Celebitchy