Afternoon Crumbs

May 29, 2009 / Posted by:

BREAKING NEWS: Kristen Stewart actually moves her face in the preview for the New Moon trailer. Yes, a preview of a trailer…. – ET

Just when you’re starting to think that there’s no way Jessica Simpson could get any dumber – Hollywood Tuna

Captian Kirk’s mommy is sexing it up in a two-piece – Egotastic!

This is so classy that it makes you want to drink tea with your pinky out (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

One of KFed’s rogue sperm fishes spotted in New Zealand – Towleroad

No giant chin baby for Gis Budchen and Tom BradyPopsugar

JLo and one of her twins….. – Just Jared

A headline that will make you involuntarily celibate – Hollywood Rag

Rachel Weisz has been nekkid in a lot of movies – Cityrag

Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner are no longer. Don’t worry if these names mean nothing to you, it’s just because you are OLD – Lainey Gossip

Did Haylie Duff have plastic surgery is like asking the question, “Did Tommy Girl clean his face with jizz this morning?” – I’m Not Obsessed

Glamberace to recreate Gayken’s NO SHIT” People cover on Rolling Stone magazine – Socialite Life

This it not my idea of some hot ginge actionHoly Moly!

Megan Fox thinks Wonder Woman is lame. Wonder Woman could not be reached for a response, because she was too busy not giving a fuck – Popoholic

A mannequin graces the cover of Harper’s Bazaar JapanICYDK

As long as Mel Gibson is coherent enough to sign the checks, OctoSana is happy – Celebitchy

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