Guess Fucking What?

May 21, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

THESE BITCHES! Robin Wright and Sean Penn’s divorce is off again for like the ten millionth time this year! How hard is it to quit a bitch?! Just skip away and jump on some new peen. Damn!

People says that Sean Penn filed a request in court today asking if he can snort up the legal separation papers he submitted last month. A lawyer-type who isn’t working on the case says this probably means they are trying to superglue their marriage together AGAIN. I guess this means Natalie Portman dropped his wang in the gutter for good.

This isn’t the ten millionth time Sean has canceled his divorce, it’s the second time, but it feels like we’ve been down this road over and over again. Can we all file a class action divorce against the both of them?

And why does Robin keep taking his whore ass back?! Robin, I know he’s coming to you with pussy jelly on his dick and the white shit on his nose, promising that it will be the last time, but it won’t! It will happen every night for the rest of your life. Just let the bitch be gone already and lock the door.

Below is a theatrical interpenetration of Sean and Robin’s marriage. Just play that shit on a loop and there’s their marriage. Actually, this is everyone’s marriage. Actually, this is everyone’s LIFE.

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